Wet Dreams

15 Aug

“A nocturnal emission involves either ejaculation during sleep for a male, or lubrication of the vagina for a female.It is also called a wet dream, and is sometimes considered a type of spontaneous orgasm.”
I grabbed that from the Nocturnal emission wiki on Wikipedia.

I have had 2 of those in my life. Once was as a teenager and the other was at age 33.
Weird stuff to say the least, and I woke both times.

That is not what this post is about though.

It is about weird sex dreams.
My most recent bout of weird sex dreams involves being slippery/gooey/wet.
Almost like being covered in thick slippery lube. It is very slippery.
I’ve had about a dozen dreams like that recently and don’t have a clue why.
In my dream everything is covered in wetness. It is tasteless yet fresh. Like really good water.
It is honey like in thickness though.
The girl and I slip and slide together, but also kinda meld into each other.
It is like we become one thing for a bit through the experience.

I took a couple pictures and made this naughty gif for demonstration purposes.

Wet Dreams

It isn’t exactly what it is like in my dream, but it is the best I could do without spending tons of time on it.
Freaky looking I think.

Now the weirdest part of my dreaming this is that I don’t dig being wet for sex.
I like to be dry. That straight from the shower or hot tub shit ain’t me.
I want the feeling of smooth dry skin when I start for both myself and my partner. Wet is sticky.
This dream has no sticky to it.
I do like becoming slippery during sex from sweat.
That is sexy. I don’t often do it because my heart needs to beat fast to make me sweat, and I can’t break a sweat from running less than two miles.
Heart beet is affected by excitement. If I sweat during sex (unless it is marathon long super active sex) it is because you as a partner have excited me into an extra rapid heartbeat. In other words… “Thank you for the amazingly extra special good orgasm!”

So… what the frig is this weird dream about?
It is driving me batty.

My sex dreams usually run in series.
(Subject/theme/location/action)
Repeats with slight variations.

I had one about sex with a butterfly once for about a month and then this chick came and got big butterfly wings on her back. We ended up friends.
I saw those wings a lot. Cool gal.

When I was in my early twenties I had repeat dreams of having groupies beating down my hotel door for sex and then becoming vampires and draining my blood.
I became that year extremely well known in two of my artistic fields to the point of having crazy chicks actually hunting out my hotel room and trying to get in for the deed constantly.
It wasn’t exactly groupies in droves, but enough to make me gun shy when people talked to me. It was the seed that made me reclusive and drop out of everything years later.

Yup, weird sex dreams.
We have all had them I think.
This one though is freaking me out.


About the image:
It is a moving gif made from just two pictures.
The pictures are not recent.
That is me on the bottom and the girl on top probably wouldn’t like that I used the images in this manner because it really isn’t flattering at all.
(If you see this – sorry)
She is in real life a very pretty girl who is sexy, sweet, and has a fabulous sense of humor to top it off.
The girl in the gif is NOT the girl in the dream.
When the pictures were taken we were both completely dry except where wetness was both required and produced naturally.

A fun accident when slapping on the photo skins to make the pictures all wet looking was that many things became almost embossed looking.
Some became odd indents… like the tattoos on my legs and my hand on her bottom, while other bits became bubbles, like in her hair.
I love accidents like that. (even when not flattering)



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13 Responses to “Wet Dreams”

  1. Marie Rebelle August 15, 2012 at 1:02 am #

    Welcome to Wicked Wednesday!

    Recurring dreams… I have had some of those too in my life, but never sex-related. Always things with spiders or where I am not able to move my legs to run away from something scary.

    This ‘wet dream’ indeed seems weird and since some of your dreams have materialized in some or other way, it will be interesting to see if this one materializes too. Maybe you will have a hot sex encounter soon with lots of sweat? mmm sounds good!

    Hope to see you back for Wicked Wednesday frequently :)

    Rebel xox

    • Inferno August 15, 2012 at 9:34 am #

      I am glad I don’t have spiders in my dreams.
      One of my phobias is spiders. Little critters totally freak me out.

      • Marie Rebelle August 15, 2012 at 2:03 pm #

        Me too! I even freeze when I see a dead spider. But strangely enough, all the spiders in my dreams have been ‘kind’ to me. Never once have they touched me, no matter how big they were!

  2. KaziGrrl August 15, 2012 at 2:56 am #

    Being one for kinky sensation play, such a series of dreams would drive me to experiment. ;)

    ~Kazi xxx

    • Inferno August 15, 2012 at 9:38 am #

      Ha ha… I’m trying to imagine how to experiment with this sorta thing.
      What a person could use to get such a thick & wet scene happening in real life.

      • Curvaceous Dee August 15, 2012 at 5:17 pm #

        It can be done – and is a lot of fun, provided you have lots of towels in place! It’s strangely pleasant. My Pet uses loads of ultrasound gel for the wetness, and it is indeed exactly as you described above (aside from tasteless – it has a very slight taste). Very entertaining if you’re encased within latex, which is how he primarily uses it.

        xx Dee

        • Inferno August 15, 2012 at 9:35 pm #

          Hmm, I know a couple ultrasound techs… I shall have to ask them if they have ever experimented with the stuff in any sexual manner.
          My own experience with that goop is zero besides watching it be smeared around on pregnant bellies.

  3. Molly August 15, 2012 at 8:22 am #

    I have orgasmed in my sleep as well… as I am cumming it wakes me up. It has not happened often but certainly a few times in my life.

    I disagree that the image is not flattering… I think her face looks strangely beautiful.

    Mollyxxx

    • Inferno August 15, 2012 at 9:42 am #

      Interesting that it wakes you too. From talking with people I have found it doesn’t always.

      I’m happy you can see her beauty through the photo filters. She happens to be one of those people that lights up a room just through her smile and attitude.

  4. Mia August 15, 2012 at 9:38 am #

    I love the image and how it portrays your description of your dream. I have had several “wet dreams” over the years and I LOVE them. I hope that your dream materialiss in some way that is enjoyable!

    ~Mia~ xx

    • Inferno August 15, 2012 at 5:05 pm #

      Thank you.
      So do I, but my aversion to wet skin makes me doubtful as to it being good.
      Never know though.

  5. Jack and Jill August 15, 2012 at 10:38 pm #

    I have frequent sex dreams but have never climaxed in my sleep, or at least never ejaculated. Jill on the other hand climaxes frequently. Or she used to, anyway. Not sure if she has lately as it’s been awhile since she told me about it.

    And I think the gif is really hot, and definitely flattering.

    -Jack

    • Inferno August 16, 2012 at 10:32 am #

      Thanks Jack, think maybe it is my own taste that makes the gif seem so unattractive.
      You know… I don’t think I have ever asked my wife if she has had such a dream. Hmm? I shall have to do so.