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We saw this on EdenFantasys site and thought it was just great, so we asked if we could have it as a review product.
It is the I Love You Glass Dildo. They actually have it listed as the Hearts wand dildo, but it says “I Love You” in glass so I am sticking with that.
Valentines is just two weeks away people.
This is about as Valentine’s Day as you can get with a dildo.
This is also just wonderful as a gift for someone you love in general who likes glass toys.
Check the thing out…
Seven and a half inches long, made of pretty clear glass with a tapered and kinda cock shaped head, smooth with bumpy texture from the hearts and I love you written on it in red, a nice base that allows it to stand up and also makes it safe for anal play if that is your thing, and whenever it gets used your lover will think of you because it says “I Love You.”
It also comes with a nice little red velvet bag to keep it in.
That is some good stuff.

Being of a medium girth for a glass wand this thing is good for those who already enjoy glass and for newcomers to the world of glass.
The texture from the red design work and text is smooth, and not extreme. It is pretty light as a matter of fact. That makes it O.K. for someone who needs a bit of texture and also rock’n for those who don’t dig lots of bumps.
My wife said the way the head shifts to the shaft may be a bit intense for some people if they wished to use it anally, but I’m guessing most who would use it that way would be experienced anal play people.
Point being is that it is more suited as a vaginal use toy.

For you people who have never used glass:
Glass sex toys are usually made of borosilicate glass, which is a durable, safe and sturdy material. (Think Pyrex)
This type of glass is easy to clean, and can even be tossed in the dishwasher between uses.
They pretty much last forever. If you buy a glass wand and don’t throw it at a curb or use it to hammer nails into a wall it will most likely not break in your lifetime.
Glass dildos are lube friendly. No matter what your lube choice it doesn’t ruin the glass. You can use silicone, oil, water based etc… and it cleans off easy with a tad of soap.
Glass dildo own the world of temperature variation when it comes to sex toys.
Submerge your glass toy in some hot tap water for ten minutes and it will be just grand for extra warm sensations. It holds the heat well.
You can also chill your glass toys in a fridge or freezer to get into some cold sensations.
WARNING: Don’t do extreme temperature changes to glass toys like from a fridge straight to hot water or vice versa. Extreme rapid temperature changes can weaken or break most anything.
Remember what I said about these things lasting forever? Not so much if you take it from a freezer and drop it in hot water.

So… glass can be groovy for sex play.
This particular glass toy is a perfect gift for a loved one.
I’m happy to have been able to share it just two weeks before Valentine’s Day.
You can get it here!

EdenFantasys sex toys sent us this Heart Wand glass dildo
(they got lots of dildos) free of charge in exchange for an unbiased review.
Check out EdenFantasys for a great selection of adult games, sex toys for men and women, lubes, costumes and more!

This is the 10 Function Pure Skin Stud.
My wife tossed it to me from across the room and told me to put batteries in it.

It wasn’t in the package when she tossed it me. (I just like showing stuff in packages because packaging is important to me and I assume some others feel the same way)
When I caught it I almost dropped it. The “skin” on it moves. Or at least it feel s like it does.
They call it Pure Skin®
I don’t know what the heck that exactly entails, but I do know that it is made with Thermoplastic Rubber so this toy isn’t the best to share with lots of people. (It is porous)
If it is just you though… This thing felt mighty real.

It says it has a dual density dong (soft with firm core)
It certainly does, and that makes it even more real, but I hate the word dong. Why the heck does that word have to be used? Seriously… It annoys me and makes me think of 70′s stag flicks for some reason.

Anyways, the reason for the pictures above showing the back of the thing is this… I couldn’t open iot up to put batteries in it.
Vibrator man fail.
My wife was like “What the F are you doing?” as I struggled with it.
I told her and she stomped across the room and tore it from my un-successful hands and showed me that it came open no problem.
Yep… that is my big story for this one.
I also showed it to a girl who doesn’t “do” sex toys. That was a couple days later though.
Hmm… Really not an exciting adventure I guess, but I hate not opening stuff when I am told to by a woman. Especially the wife.

I suppose I can say what my wife thought of this toy.
She liked the realistic feel. She liked that it was above average thick (should that hurt my feelers?) She liked that when you turn it off and on it goes back to whatever vibration setting it was on last.
She loved the little handle type controller and said that in combination with the mini balls it was perfect to hold onto while being used. (She often says toys are not made to be held comfortably)
Her only complaint was that it was made with TPR because she is someone who shares her toys and TPR is no good for that.

I myself didn’t use this product on her/with her so no fun stories to share there either.
Maybe next time :)

10 function pure skin stud – Realistic dildo vibrators – EdenFantasys

This product was sent to my wife by California Exotic Novelties to review. She is a Cal Exotics Sexpert. I am just her goofy husband that off and on helps her with her sex toy reviews.

Babeland has these little kits called Honeymoon in a box.
They have them in three versions.

The Honeymoon in a Box for gay guys, the Honeymoon in a Box for lesbians, and the Honeymoon in a Box with no designation as to whom it is for. I’m guessing that means straight folks, but maybe it is for bisexuals. (Things that make ya go Hmmm)
The for lesbians moniker applied to the set is what actually made me pay attention to this set when I was taking pictures of the products for my wife’s sex toy review site.
I thought “why is this for lesbians?”
I suppose it doesn’t really matter, but it still made me think “hmmm.”
Long story short… gay, lesbian, straight, transgender, bisexual, or whatever you decide to call yourself (HUMAN) this is a nice little set.

It comes in this nice classy box with some low key ribbon that says stuff like explore, surprise, imagine, exhale, dream, squeeze, embrace… and more stuff of that sort. It looks dang good.

I don’t wrap well, and I really don’t like going out to get separate packaging for gifts, so this is just great. Score one to Babeland for the wonderful packaging on this one!

Great packaging or not it is more important what is in the box than what the box itself looks like.

So… take a peek.

Did you notice the Babeland tissue in the box? Yep, nice packaging.

First I will point out the Shag Factory Finger Vibe. This small soft, squishy contraption attaches to your finger and has a bullet vibe to give a girls bean a tingle. (Did you like how I called it a bean?)
I guess you could call this item kinda lesbian-centric as a couples toy because men are all about penetration and the majority (though not all) of women are more into clitoral stimulation. Nah… I’m reaching. A guy can use this on a gal just as easy as two gals can play with it.
Anywho… it has three speeds and uses watch batteries (they came with)

Next we have the Babeland Body Lickable Oil. This all-natural stuff is made with organic sweet almond oil and can be licked up without nasty taste getting in your mouth. Makes that shiny soft skin look on your lover super appealing after a rubdown. You can also use this stuff for oral sex, but please take note that almond oil is a latex condom killer.

Flower Balm is tingle stuff. This stuff ain’t my cup-o-tea. I’m not knocking the product, I don’t like any of these peppermint concoctions. Some people however love the stuff. Flower Balm is made with wild oat extract and a blend of menthol and peppermint. My wife said it is not overly powerful and gives off more of a cool refreshing feeling than buzzy tingles. I can’t say much except what she said because I didn’t actually check it out myself because it ain’t my cup-o-tea. (just wanted to say that one more time)

On to the BabeLube! We didn’t open the Babelube because we had no need. We already have Babelube on the dresser next to the bed, in our swingers bag, and in our secret stash spot in the living room. We both like Babelube. This water-based stuff is glycerin-free, non-staining, gluten-free, and works on sensitive people without issues. It is medium thick, gel like, has almost no taste, and gets slippery again fast with just a spritz of water.

Last and probably least when it comes to the needs of my readers who are I’m guessing a bit more sexually experimental and experienced than the average human is the Dirty Dice.
If you don’t already have a set of these or something similar stashed someplace in your home you probably did at one point. I consider these a goofy novelty product with a purpose. They are to me kinda lame. No… a lot lame. Even so, I have a few different versions of sex game dice stashed around my home and have actually used them on occasions. Lame or not, these types of dice can get the ball rolling sexually, and I imagine they would be good for creating a bit of variety in foreplay if you are in a rut.
Dirty Dice aside, the Honeymoon in a Box (lesbian version) is still a great little collection of sexy stuff that also comes packaged to please.

You can Get it here!

Ever watch the movie Jawbreaker?
If you have then you will know what I am thinking, but if you haven’t I guess your out of luck.
Basically it is about a birthday prank that goes way off plan and centers around a Jawbreaker candy ball.
Marilyn Manson plays a creeper in it, a mousy nobody becomes the hot thing in school, perversion plays well in the background, and the chicks are hot! It is a screwed up teen movie to say the least.
That said… I liked it!

My wife got the Kinklab Jawbreaker Gag from Babeland as a review product recently.
She is not into ball gags. They kinda freak her out. Why this was a selection I have no idea.
Maybe her love for candy superseded her hate of ball gags.

Anyways, the thing is not super well made, but then again… It is a novelty candy ball gag.
It was it made all pimp style awesome it would be high priced. If your going to buy a novelty gag it should be cheep. I wont spend any time bitching then on the quality of the gag.

Besides that… It is pretty cool.
Here is is strapped in on my wife face. Oh yes, shut her up!
(just kidding dear)

This next pic is the gag as it arrived.
Note the big choking hazard sticker?
Yep… makes me thing of that movie.
Jawbreakers are pretty dangerous really. Don’t strap this on your partner and lock them in the trunk of your car.

Now it is my turn.
I had forgotten how yummy Jawbreaker candy was.
Brought me back to my childhood. Ten cents for a big jawbreaker, Two for ten to get the medium ones. Lick them, suck them, they last all day.

For sex play this thing gets messy.
Saliva leaks with sticky sugar juices down the sides of your mouth. It is annoying, but if your into bondage and discipline games these annoying sugar juice trails can be a plus.
You partner can also lick them off if you are behaving and deserve such sweet treatment.
In other words this saliva/candy/sugar problem can be a dded part of your fun.

Once the candy shrank to much for us to use it as a ball gag I just turned it into a sugar fix treat.
Jawbreakers last forever. “Everlasting gobstoppers?” hmm…
You can give it a few licks to curb your sugar cravings, and as long as you don’t chow down on it you ain’t going to ruin your diet.
I had forgotten my liking of such candy. I may just buy another when this one is gone.

Get it at Babeland.

We received a Sliquid Lube Cube from Babeland a while ago as a product for review.
We have already had a lot of experience with Sliquid products so had no hesitation about using these lubes.
This is what you get in the Lube Cube.

Nice selection I think.

You get a couple packets of Sliquid H20 which is a flavor-free, scent-free, non-staining and pretty long-lasting water based lube. We actually keep a bottle on our bed stand.
You also get a couple packets of Sliquid Sassy Formula. Sassy is a bit thicker, but still NOT thick even though that is what they market it as. I’d call it medium consistency myself. It is supposed to be a great anal lube. For that use it is o.k. I like silicone lubes for that myself though. Lucky for me they also include Sliquid Silver Lube. Silver is a nice slippery lube that doesn’t even think about drying up. You will stay wonderfully slippery with this stuff. It isn’t thick, not a great anal lube, but it is satisfactory and is a great all around use lube if you like silicone.
Besides all that you get six packets of flavored stuff. So far all of sliquids flavored lubes have met my approval. They are not over powerful and don’t leave a nasty taste in your mouth like most (yes I said most) flavored lubes do.
Just for the record I must say that my wife hated the blue raspberry flavored one. I didn’t like it much myself, but thought it was alright as far as flavored lubes go.

Anyways… the Sliquid Lube Cube makes for a fine sampler pack.
It also makes for a nice variety selection if you are already a fan of sliquid lubes, and if you are in the lifestyle… it is nice to have the tiny packets to take with on dates.

I should also mention that the Sliquid Lube Cube is part of Babeland’s Come for a Cause deal, so With every purchase of the Sliquid Lube Cube Sampler, they donate $2 to Immigration Equality, an organization committed to LGBT rights in the immigrant community.

If you want to get yourself a Sliquid Lube Cube… here it is- Sliquid Lube Cube at Babeland