Red Region Inferno

Fondue Parties Are Only For Swingers.
Yep, that is right.
Or at least that is what I was told over the weekend.

We had bean invited over for Fondue and play by some friends and while the guy half (Lets call him Dave) was making up the yummy food we all sat around chatting it up…
and he told us of a story a girl had related to them…

You see – a couple had invited her to a fondue party.
She was shocked and horrified.
Why?
Because only swingers have fondue parties.
Yes, that is what she said.
Now… here is the best part.
Multiple people were in the room when she was telling this story and they all decided to chip in with their own knowledge of the swingers lifestyle and the sneaky habits of swingers.
Amazingly… many of these non swingers thought that a fondue party was a swingers thing.
I thought this was pretty darn funny, and so did our hosts.
We (who do partake in swinging) had never heard of this.

Anyways… It was a three cheese swiss blend and it was delicious.
After sitting around nibbling on tasty tidbits we hit the hot tub for a bit of flirt and fondle. (The rumors are true… many swingers own hot tubs)
Then up to the bedroom.

We have played with this couple a few times before, so the what shall we do now type situation doesn’t exist.
Just straight to the bed for fun.
I thought it was a good idea to repay (lets call her Stacey) for being such a gracious host by getting oral straight from the start.
I was paying no attention to my wife at this point because I could hear them and they sounded like a good time was being had… so I just focused on Stacy.
Once she had made it to paradise not just once, but twice I got up to let her return the favor.
I now was able to watch my wife and Dave a bit.
They were in a 69 position and having a very good time.
After maybe 3 or 4 minutes of Stacey sucking me I felt ready to explode.
I had to start pulling back a bit and making her ease up.
My wife got up and turned to suck on Stacey’s breasts.
Dave put on a condom and entered my wife from behind.
It was a great visual so I decided to stand up and see even better.
So there I was standing on the bed like a king above a wonderful mini orgy watching my wife moan as she kissed and licked Stacey.
It was pretty sweet.
Stacey brought me to the edge maybe a dozen times and I knew I was not going to last any longer… so I turned her around and gloved up for some sexy fun.
We all did it in every position you can imagine for about an hour or so.
It was one of those high energy fast and hard type nights.
Very fun.
My wife had 2 big O’s and Stacey had 3.
I had a HUGE one.
Somehow I had stayed exactly at the point of ‘just about to cum’ the whole time and when I finally did it was awesome!

Now Dave is that guy that never can cum.
Stacey knows all his tricks and even she admits to just giving up most of the time.

My sexy (and naughty) wife however is a very goal oriented person… and she really wanted to get Dave off.
The last time we played she gave up after almost 2 hours when all added up… and that is with help from Stacey.

So… Stacey and I decided to leave the bedroom and have a drink.
45 minutes later we are joined by our spouses.
Can you imagine a girl so determined to make the guy who can’t cum have an orgasm that she did oral for 45 minutes after an hour and a half of fast and furious sex?
Yep, that is my wife.
Did she end up with success?
She sure did.
This made Stacey horny of course… so she grabbed me and we ended up having a re-match on the couch.
My insatiable wife joined us about 15 minutes into it and we made sure Stacey would want to invite us back for fondue again.

Funny part of the story – This all happened last night.
Today… my wife is ruined – sore, lol.
Marathon sex, fast and hard for 2 hours = Swollen.
“Was it worth it?” I ask. “Fuck yea!” She says.

So… Fondue and Swingers.
In my dorky/geeky need to know way… I just had to know why people thought that fondue and swingers are connected.
I get on google and do some research.
Turns out that though it is mostly an unfounded urban myth made up by non swingers types… It is just MOSTLY unfounded.
Fondue was very popular in the 70′s.
It is the perfect party food.
The 70′s are the era of the infamous key parties that so many non swinger folk know about and associate with current play couples.
In the 70′s it turns out that fondue was a very common thing for swingers parties.
Of course… fondue was popular at all types of parties in the 70′s, but that isn’t fun to talk about and the less apt you are to go to any sort of party
(Un-popular/boring/bitter)
the more apt you are to seek reasons not to go and to talk nonsense.
Thus… all fondue parties became swinger parties and swingers always serve fondue.

Fast forward to 2010.
Fondue has NOTHING to do with swingers.
Though I hope it does gain popularity in swing circles because I like it.

Most swingers have no clue about the myth. (fondue and what?)
Many non swingers consider it to be fact. (fondue party = swingers party)

Moral of the story:
If you are ever invited to a fondue party… Shave your bits!
You just may get lucky.

This last weekend was a blast.
A couple from the Port Orchard area invited us over for some jacuzzi time.

We accepted because we knew we would have fun no matter what, but were apprehensive of the hot tub situation because neither of us are big on sex in a hot tub.

I had to work all day so we didn’t get headed out of town until after 6pm and didn’t get to their place until close to 8pm. (the live in the Port Orchard area)
Once there we chilled for a bit… had a drink and then headed to the jacuzzi.

(For the sake of this story I will call our hosts Mike and Mary – both fictional names)

We all got in and just lazed about chatting for a while until Mike scooted over to my wife and began sucking on her toes. She had painted her nails red especially for him because he had told her it was his favorite.

Some light fondling and kissing began to take place between them and I decided to work my way over and pursue the same course of action with Mary.
30 seconds later Mary said… “Lets go upstairs”.

We all got out and headed through the house to the bedroom.
No awkward moments happened because we had all played together before… the ice needed no breaking.
Mary and I began making out on the bed while Mike and my wife fondled each-other standing in the middle of the floor.
We all rolled around a bit… until we ended up with both myself and Mike standing while the girls stayed on the bed.
I was treated to the double oral treatment while Mike pleasured my wife with his tongue.
Eventually he stood up and put on a condom before entering my wife from behind.
The view of my sexy darling getting fucked from behind while sucking me always turns me on to no end… so after a few minutes of that I decided I needed to wrap mine up and get involved with Mary in the same way.

We all did the wild thing for about 45 minutes and then headed back down stairs for a couple drinks and… oh my… they made jello shots, lol.

I have been drinking more than I like of late, so i skipped the Jello shots, but my darling partook in them along with another couple drinks.
About 2o minutes later she had a nice buzz on.

Mary (who had also gotten herself a nice buzz) decided it was time to bring my wife upstairs and dress her in sexy outfits…
Mike and I stayed downstairs and chatted about all kinds of random stuff while hearing giggles and exclamations of joy from upstairs.
Just when curiosity had gotten me to the point of considering a trip upstairs to join them we heard them start to come down.

They were both dressed up sexy and my wife had one of Mary’s outfits on that looked so friggn hot it blew me away.

Mary had my wife pose by the fire and started taking pictures.
Mike and i decided we should be in the pictures too… so we joined her and a very fun for all MFM threesome type situation happened with Mary taking pictures the whole time.
It ended with… well… let me just say that my wife’s orgasm left her shaking and covered in sweat.

Oh… worry not.
We didn’t forget Mary.
She became the recipient of 3 people giving her some good sensations.
My darling wife went down on her while her husband helped and played with her breasts… and I kissed and nibbled on her until she could take no more.

Oh the joy!
Done?
Nope… she then decided to return the favor to my wife.
It was a full half hour of girl on girl sexy stuff.

Very visually exciting and the both climaxed in huge waves which turned me on so much I actually found myself ready for more. (that is amazing by the way – usually 2 is my limit)

Lets just call the sex of this evening AMAZING!

The night ended after another hour or so of just chatting and hanging out.

Sadly I had to work in 5 hours and it was gonna take 2 for the drive.
Was I burned out the next day? Nope.
When a night of swingers fun goes that well it just kinda pumps you full of energy.
Great stuff and well worth the sleep deprivation.

Thanks so much for another wonderful time Mike and Mary.
We will certainly return for more.

Swing’n

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•  Just a little side note for all of you want-to-be swinger couples out there in blog land…
  Please don’t use our experiences as an end all example of the swingers lifestyle.
  Swingstyles vary from couple to couple big time.
  We are what we like to call “social swingers”
  In other words… we are very into friendships with our playmates rather than 1 night stands or fast hook-ups.
  The reason I point this out is that our style of swinging is representational of only one segment of the swinging lifestyle.

My wife is still hung over a bit, but I am recovered from our long, but very fun weekend.
Lets see…
The rundown:
We got up early on Saturday morning after very little sleep the night before and got all our stuff ready for the weekend fun.
After taking care of the sitter situation, some catching up on work, some bills and about a zillion text messages we headed out. (Obviously an exaggeration)

We had a dinner date planned with a couple we had met once before for drinks, but no idea where we were going…. this worried me a bit because I had eaten not one bite all day and I new drinking was going to end up being part of the evening.

We took the Bainbridge – Seattle ferry across and went to check into our hotel.
Our friends (dates) had gotten us a suite nearby the party with a room directly across the hall.

Showered, shaved, and all dressed up in red for the party to come we went across the hall to our friends room and chatted a bit before heading to dinner.

We ended up going to Maximilien. It is a french place in Pike Place Market.
We had good service and the food was great.
I ordered a lamb shank (cooked perfectly) and my wife had the lobster.
I must admit however that I wasn’t into the lobster. I took a taste and it just didn’t taste as fresh as I like. It tasted a bit tanked if you know what I mean… but my wife enjoyed it and the female half of the couple we went with enjoyed hers also.

The desserts were are fabulous, but the portions sucked.
What is it about french restaurants that they never give good portions when it comes to dessert?
I think that in the USA (land of the fat and gluttonous) they really need to up the dessert portions in French restaurants.
Charge more if they must… but don’t make me feel like a pig wanting to order a second dessert!

So… we had spent enough time at the restaurant that it was almost time for The Red Party.
AKA- The Seattle Party Animals  almost valentines day so dress in something sexy and red Chapel Bar takeover.
AKA- Chapel SPA Party or for some “The Party.”
Yep… some people love the Seattle Party Animals events so much they plan their calendars around them.
I admit it is a great group, but for us (as well as most people who attended) it was just “The Red Party.”

nSeattle Party Animals  is basically a pacific northwest based group of people (u-official club) of primarily couples with a few swingles that consider themselves to be in the lifestyle.
Some don’t use the term swingers… some I would call vanilla dreamers.
For some reason a lot of no play type couples show up at the off premise SPA parties. Couples that like to have the girls kissing with other girls, flirting, showing off, then…. bam, they disappear like Cinderella when the party starts to dissolve and people start inviting people to private parties, hotel rooms , homes, etc…

Back to the story ~

We arrived at the Chapel bar about a half hour early.

Our friends/dates know a lot of people, so they introduce us around to some of their friends. Everybody they introduce us too is super cool and nice (Which says a lot about the character of our dates)

We get some drinks, sit down and start chatting.

Before we know it about an hour has passed and people are pouring in like crazy.
We enjoyed the eye candy and comment on the attire.

We expected a lot more people to get into the theme, but they didn’t. A few didn’t even have on red…. Lame!

Some however dressed to the hilt.
Sexy, slinky, shiny, dresses to dazzle…. Yum! A few of the men had shirts that made you go.. “Wow, where did they find that?”
Yep, if you want sexy eye candy… the place to be is at a swingers event.

We caught a few friends coming in the door and chatted them up… made a few plans with some special people and in general really had a great time.

My big complaint about the Chapel is lack of space and the music.

You can’t hear shit in there. Great for vanilla peoples, but people want to mingle a bit more at a lifestyle event. It wasn’t as bad as the last time they had an event at the place (music was so loud couldn’t hear yourself scream) but it was still to loud and the DJ sucked.
Nobody was dancing at all.
We love to dance.
We always dance.
We didn’t dance!
That should say enough as to how terrible the tunes were.
The lack of space thing is another matter. It is just to small a location for such a large group.
On the other hand…. better that, than to small a group for the location.
All in all the people who do these things (host the SPA parties) do an awesome job.
It is super cool they do them and we who swing in the NW are lucky to have them.

Umm… My wife flirted herself silly, we both drank to much, and in general had a great time.. (I know, I said that already, but we did)

We decided to bail about 1:am because we didn’t want to be to tired.

We got back to our hotel and our friends invited us in for a drink… we told them we would like to freshen up a bit, but would be right over.

We did our freshening talked about our excitement and then headed across the hall.

O.k.

Here is the strange part.

The entire night at the party I had hardly said on thing to the girl of the couple and we had rarely even seen each other. Not for any reason except that it was a busy party.. the night went fast… never had a chance.
Zero flirting and here we were.

We all chat a bit (still no flirting) and she excused herself to the restroom… comes back out… throws herself on the bed and says “O.K. Aarron, come and take me!”

I was stunned for a minute, slighty off, and I had a moment of huge anxiety… yep, I need a bit of a warm up.

Didn’t get it.

Had to go in cold.

My wife laughed at me… she new I was was off balance. (She doesn’t have such problems,  plus- she had been flirting all night with the male half of the couple)

It was o.k. though… I survived, she was a sexy gal, and we all had a good time.

In the morning we hit the hotel restaurant for the buffet breakfast.

Good stuff, make your own waffles.

We looked and felt like zombies.

Not drinkers, we shouldn’t drink… we each had just a couple to many.

Oh-well…. we live and learn. (or think we do until the next time)

 Since I was being a baby about missing out on the Pajama party last weekend. I figured I should tell you about the last good party we did get to go to.

It was way way back on Halloween. yep…. two and a half months!
What with Family stuff and the holidays and then a couple other things it has been that long since we got to party like we love to do.

Anyways… for Halloween (My favorite holiday) we went to the costume party at New Horizons in Lynwood Wa.
If you are not in the know… New Horizons is an on premise adult social club. Yep… It’s one of those places for play couples.

Our costumes?
Cleopatra and Mark Antony.

This was us in costume this last Halloween at New Horizons. I am a subservient Mark Antony and my wife is a sexy Cleopatra. They often set up a small photo booth on theme nights at the club for couples to get pictures taken if they wish. As you can imagine... the photo booth is busy on Halloween.

We had a pre set up date with a couple who were going as a cop and criminal. Him the cop and her the criminal. They were soft swingers who we had never met in person… the “date” was set up through an online site for swingers.

Clubs are a great place for first time meetings with other couples because if it doesn’t work out or no connection happens you have other options.

We had also arranged to meet with a few other people just to say say hello and I guess have a chemistry check.

The cop and criminal couple showed up and we had dinner together (they serve a buffet style dinner at NH) and chatted a bit. We drank some wine… and then hit the dance floor.
Our cop and criminal couple seemed a bit reserved, but they were nice and attractive.

In between dances (taking a breather) one of the couples we had hoped to say hello to introduced themselves. We had instant attraction towards them. They were done up as an angel and a devil. The angel had a sexy thing about her that just made you want her… Yum!

The night wore on and eventually the devil and angel asked us to go upstairs (that’s the place to get naughty) and we declined as we didn’t know what was going on with our cop and criminal and it just isn’t our style to ditch nice people.
They had stayed close by, but had not made any advances.
We all sat around and chatted for a long, long, long, long (you get the picture) time until I was actually getting tired.
Finally we decided we were going to go upstairs by ourselves, but just in case we just got straight to the point and told them to come up with us if they wanted to.

When we got upstairs it was packed.
New Horizons is busy on Halloween.

My wife is a bit of an exhibitionist when we visit the club so we usually end up out in the open.
Our dates however kinda went the other direction and wanted to find one of the little private cubby hole rooms.
Strangely enough we found one pretty fast, but it had a little window into one of the group rooms so people could watch through that if they so wished.
Our dates didn’t dig that so we did the circle around and around seeking a more private area.
Once found… we shut ourselves in.
Kinda cramped I must say. Also a bit to dark for my tastes because I like to see what is going on.
It would have been cramped for 2 people, let alone 4, but I decided not to complain and go with the flow.
The criminal and my Cleopatra began the action and it was a soft and pretty sight.
The cop and I just kinda hung out for a bit watching….
Eventually however I got a bit impatient and just kinda sat up and stuck my wand into the action.
This resulted in a swap type scenario and we all played around like that for about an hour.
Everybody ended up with a happy ending.

Afterwards we went downstairs and chatted it up with our cop and criminal, plus a few other couples.
We made plans to keep up with the devil and angel (which we have) and enjoyed some cookies, waffles, and sandwiches. (NH serves such things around midnight)

When we grew tired we went back upstairs to crash.
Bad mistake. People snore!
Couldn’t sleep a wink.
I ended up waking my wife at around 5: am and telling her we had to leave.
She wasn’t super happy about that… but I couldn’t keep laying there awake any longer.
That was the first and last time we attempt to stay over night at the club.
Back to private hotel rooms for us thank you very much.

So…. There you have it.
Our soft swinging Halloween in a nutshell so to speak.

Is everybody having fun this weekend except me?
I am doubting it, but it sure feels that way.

For the past 6 weeks I have been very excited about a party we were supposed to go to tomorrow.
It was a totally awesome pajama jammy jam!
Or at least that is what I have been calling it.

In reality it was a private hotel suite pajama party in Seattle on Lake Union.
It was to consist of about a dozen lifestyle or play couples and about the same amount of swingles.
We had our hotel room booked. We had gotten our sitter. We had purchased our wine and even got our little bag of goodies ready.

Did I mention that after much fretting we had gotten our pajamas?
Yep… we did.
My wife got a long flowing number with one side completely see through.
Very soft, silky, and sexy.
For myself I got a set of blue satin pajamas as was requested by one of the gals who will be at the pajama party.
Oh…. that is the best part.
For the last 6 weeks we had been texting back and forth with a very cool and very sexy couple.
Or maybe I should say that my wife was texting with primarily him and sometimes her and I was texting with her.
The plan was to meet up at the pajama party.
We have been so looking forward to the fun that it has pretty much been our primary focus this whole last month.

We missed our Christmas party because of baby sitter issues.
We missed our New Years party because of my wife not feeling well.
Now…. due to circumstances beyond our control we are missing the pajama jammy jam!

Quadrupal bummer for:

1. Missing a great swinging  pajama party.
2. Buying expensive sexy pajamas we don’t need now.
3. Not getting to meet a few people we have wanted to meet for a while.
4. Not getting to hook up with the  sexy couple we made plans with.

Please note that number 4 on that list is the big one.
Because we have a little one we don’t get to travel much at all for such things and they were heading over from Yakima.
It will most likely be summer by the time we get together with them now if at all.

We have had the worst luck ever this last couple of months when it comes to getting out and having our fun.
No matter what – something goes wrong!
Grrr, grum, grr, grump, grump.

So… I am sitting around this weekend doing nothing while the Pajama Jammy Jam is in full swing and we are missing it.

So folks, there you have it.

Once again… Shaved my balls for nothing!