Brain Fried On Sexy Stuff
19 Feb
I have been pumping out an average of three erotic themed paintings a week since the beginning of the year. My mind is going soft from it. Sexy stuff brain fry.
I tried putting a few unfinished large canvases up on the easel to get away from it, but they are unfinished and piled against a wall for a reason it seems.
Good stuff that needs done when the feeling hits is what they are.
Most the crap I just paint over with white and then do something new.
I needed to release myself from sex themed hell.
I needed to just whip something out that didn’t matter and could suck.
So… This is what I made.

It is my wife. She doesn’t like it it and not just because I did it super fast in a cheesy illustrative, fantasy, romance graphic novel or card game style.
Nope, she doesn’t even hate it because it is so small and she says my small stuff all sucks.
She hates it because of the overall feeling and her expression.
I asked if she wanted me to rosy it up for her, but she said that wouldn’t have help. Even when I told her it would only take ten minutes or so to completely re-do her flesh tones into something not so ethereal she said no.
I said it would take me another ten or fifteen to warm the background and re-curve the mouth and eyes resulting in a whole new look… nope.
My cheesy little break from sexy art got a bad review. I should have just tossed it in the garbage after I was done, but my daughter had seen it and loved it “That’s mommy!” so I didn’t.
The Painting:
8″x10″ on a stretched canvas with acrylics.
I first did a rough pencil sketch on the canvas of my wife’s face and then painted in the background.
Didn’t really know what I planned with the background so I started with a river scene. You can tell how that went over I’m sure.
F the river… I painted over it real fast with the branches. I never even got rid of the river first.
I then painted her a little shirt and did the flesh.
I’d planned on wasting just a couple hours, but Mary Poppins had started right about when I started the painting and now it had finished. (My daughter was watching it)
I blame my time wasting on the river fiasco. (It was a fiasco to me)
Anyways… I finished up the flesh and did the hair and pretty daisy chain. I love painting hair. I love drawing hair. It is just fun as can be. It is so fluid. Painting water isn’t fluid, but hair is. Ain’t that strange.
Overall I ended up pretty much wasting half a day making this stupid picture that my wife disliked so much.
Yup… just to clear my mind.
Back to painting pictures of foot kissing.




















