Red Region Inferno

A picture is worth a thousand words some say.
In this case I decided to make my picture with a pen and a brush rather than a camera.

So this guy gives me a sob story about how him and his girlfriend broke up recently.
It all started with a little sex fight that escalated into world war 3 for them.

It seems that his girlfriend had just got done sucking his cock and then took offense that he would not kiss her afterwards.
I inquired as to if she had a mouth filled with jizzy and wanted him to play swap the cum bubbles, (he didn’t like my humor) or if she had swallowed and then wanted a kiss.
She had swallowed. He refused to kiss her when she attempted to.
She told him he better kiss her or he would never get a blowjob again. He told her she was sick, it was sick, he wasn’t a fag, it was gross, etc…

Took a few days for that fiasco to turn into their personal world war three, but it did, and the bomb went off.
They are both now single.

He is also pissed at me.
I told him he was a dumb ass and he should have kissed her. I asked him what was so nasty about his cum that he didn’t want even the aftertaste on his lips. I wondered allowed about a guy who thought his own cum was so gross, and why if it was so nasty he would want his girlfriend to have it in her mouth.
Yup… I kinda annoyed him.

He became a bit of a dick so I also mentioned that if I ever happened to cum in his now ex girlfriends mouth I would be more than happy to kiss her after.
Don’t think the dude will be visiting me again for a while.

I personally have never had a problem with such a scene, but I know some guys do.
For some men it is hot as hell for a girl to finish him off with her mouth and say “kiss me now!”

I’m not one of those guys.
I am one of those guys though that figures if a chick wants that for her own pleasure after just giving me some, then I am danged glad to oblige.
It is all about sexy, and everyone has different things that get them feeling it. Good sex is about getting what you need and giving what they need. Great sex is blending that all into one act without a script.

In most cases a girl just swallows and if anything offers up a peck as a post cuddly type thing.
I have however had girls think it was super hot to open their mouths and show it. I’ve had them swirl it around and swallow with a show. I’ve had a few that thought it was sexy to let it run down their chins… and a couple that thought it was even more sexy to scoop it up afterwards and lick their fingers clean.
Whatever… I’m cool with that.
I’ll make out with you afterwards too.
If it is sexy for you it will become sexy for me.

The subject brings to mind a little get together a couple years back with a couple we had met a few times for naughty shenanigans.
We were all in a hotel room playing around and doing the standard swinger type stuff.
Went from one bed to being on separate beds after a while and then I finished. It was my second orgasm so I said “I’m done,” and the gal went to the other bed to help her husband and my wife out.
They all seemed to be having a marvelous time so I have no clue why the gal decided to leave them and come back to me, but she did.
She went to town on me orally.
My wife and her hubby finished up and she was still working on me. They watched (I don’t enjoy being a show) as she got me all the way there.
I came in her mouth and she did one of those show it off type things with a big exaggerated swallow and a smile.
We all just chilled on the beds talking for a bit until I had the idea of us heading down to the bar to grab a drink before it closed.
As we started to dress the woman gave her husband a big kiss.
As we were all heading out of the door he said to her “don’t forget they room key cum breath.”
We all laughed about it and more jokes were said at the bar.
It was funny stuff.

and then… there are other guys that will call their girlfriends a “sick bitch,” or tell them they are “fucking gross” just for wanting a kiss after giving their boyfriend a blowjob.

Takes all types to make a world.

What’s your favorite sexual act / situation?
I’m not talking about fantasy land. I’m talking the for real deal.
I’m talking about what you NEED.
What do you dig that really gets you going on a regular basis?

For me…
It is a double blowjob.

It is a visual and mental thing.
It is hot and sexy.
It turns me on like nothing else. (except a few odd things that I can’t have often enough to count)
I think for most guys it is awesome. It is something loved by almost every dude that is lucky enough to have them on a regular or even rare basis.
It is a fantasy for many a guy who lives a life of monogamy.
Yup… It is awesome.

The only problem is that sometimes one girl is much better at giving head than the other.
It really shows in this scenario.
A woman that is on her own pretty decent may all of a sudden seem very lacking in skills if her blowjob teammate has mad skills.
As they go back and forth you really notice it.
As Jeffrey Lebowski (AKA The Dude) would say… “bummer man.”

On the other hand you sometimes get that perfect blend.
Two girls that are semi close in the skills department, but with slightly different styles.
That is the ultimate of sweet moments.

Now I know there is many a man in the world that will say “no blowjob is a bad blowjob,” but I can say with perfect assurance that none of the men who say that have had enough different people give them blowjobs to make a statement like that.

Sure… most blowjobs are nice.
Just like most bacon is good.
Most potato chips give you that hard to eat just one craving.
A massage will relax you most of the time, and a nap is going to make you better rested most of the time.

Sometimes people overcook or under cook that bacon though. I’ve tried chips so nasty I spit them out, and I have had a few massage therapist that really F’d me up.
As for naps, (which I love) I’ve on a few occasions woken from a nap to feel like crud, or even have a headache.

All in all though, more than 9 out of 10 times that double BJ is just dandy.
and… It is my favorite thing.

On the art:
Very loosely done and with materials I don’t usually use.
After taking a pic and putting it into Photoshop to add the text was when I really looked at it.
Umm… I shoulda cleaned it up a bit more. What a mess.
For those of you who liked it and didn’t notice I am sorry to even point it out, but wtf was I doing with that hand?
It is like a harpy claw!
Yuk.
So not sexy.
The whole thing is a mess, but I just can’t believe I let that claw slip through.
I almost fixed and re-shot the picture, but decided it didn’t really matter to much.
Plus, maybe somebody has a claw fetish.

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