Red Region Inferno

Ah… Christmas.
Gives me one more excuse to show some cute costume pictures.
Already posted these Elf teaser pictures and a Peppermint Candy picture this season.
Oh, how I love my costumes.

If you paid close attention you will have noticed that the peppermint candy girl is wearing the same costume as my helper above.
They are different sizes however because the above Santa’s helper (Just call me Santa) is almost waif like thin and Mrs Peppermint Candy possesses a bit of a booty along with a body proportional to go along with it.
This Santa does like his variety though.
As a matter of fact… This Santa thinks that variety is the spice of life when it comes to his helpers.

Enjoy the day my friends, taste many dishes, smile, and as you go into the new year… do so with a positive mind set and a promise to yourself to make time for fun.

Love me an elf that digs it when I say “Ho Ho Ho.”

This particular naughty elf has very nice legs me thinks.

These pictures are just some fun ones I picked to post here on Red Region Inferno because I thought it would up everyone’s holiday spirits and get people in a Christmas is coming mood.
I know taking such pictures ups my mood.

If you dig the cute elf pic you can see more of this gal at Christmas time on The Swingers Attic. I used the pics for this years Merry Christmas and happy New Year post. Or will be using them. Obviously it isn’t Christmas time yet.

Got a sexy elf costume of your own?
You should.

Check out some Sexy Elf Costumes on Amazon

Also, since I am talking Christmas and costumes…
Check out these Sexy Santa Boots! (also on Amazon)

I usually stick to sexy shoes for my costume fun, but these boots are just insanely cool. I need them! (Not for me to wear)

These are on my to get list.
I’m thinking a little fuzzy Santa’s helper costume with them.

“Ho Ho Ho!”

This girl.. (She is the candy)
She was the subject of one of my Christmas holiday posts from last year and the only one I re-posted after deleting my blog this last September. (The post is here)
I mentioned in that re-post that I would maybe post more. So… here one is.
The girl…
She comes in my place of work sometimes, and if ever I have the time to check my facebook account I find a message from her.
She is a tease. She knows I find something especially attractive about her, but she doesn’t know what it is. I find it rather fun.
It is a harmless sort of fun too, for nothing shall or can ever come of it. In my world that makes it even better.
She reads this blog. Not sure what to think about that.

Anyways, it is the holiday season. It gives me the excuse to post this, and I just know a few of you will find yourselves craving peppermint candies because of it.

HNT 7  WW 6

For Halloween I was King Kandy and my wife was the CandyLand game.
Many a game was played, but our most interesting night with these costumes came not at any naughty parties, but at a local place filled with vanilla people.

A large gathering of a thousand plus, hundreds of costumes, and people tend to over drink.
My wife included.
She got a bit wilder than is normal in a vanilla setting. Especially a vanilla setting where we know so many people.
She outed herself to a co-worker, told some random guy his goat was fruity looking and how he should change it if he wanted to get girls interested, let it be known to a table full of semi strangers that she lived an “alternative lifestyle,” and more.
She was hung over for two days after and freaking out over her behavior.
Once again she claimed she would “Never drink around vanillas” because she can’t behave.
Hmm… reminds me of the last two times she drank one glass more than necessary in a vanilla setting.
Anyways… all is good, and we had a blast.
She entertains me in large amounts in such situations.
Not that I can do anything about it anyway. I may have had on a crown and a tag that said “King Kandy,” but she is the boss. Yes… the Queen of it all.

Even before we headed out for the evening she was screwing with me.
“I am the King!” I say.
“Burger King maybe.” she says.
“You told me to use this crown instead of the other one because the other one looked dumb.” I reply.
“It does.” says she.
“Grrr.” says me.
“You love it!” says the queen.

The game of CandyLand is one we almost all know.
It is a first in childhood games. I often wonder how long these games will continue to exist though.
The age of technology shall wipe out the board game eventually I think.
So sad.

Back in 2009 Universal Pictures announced that they are going to make a Candyland movie. I was pretty stoked on the idea because I have a young daughter and a movie seemed a sweet idea. (pun intended)
Then I hear earlier this year that the writers have been changed and they are going to make a “Dark movie based on the characters and world of Candyland.”
So now instead of a great children’s movie based on a classic board game we get a spooky movie with lots of battle scenes and dark fantasy themes. One of the new writers (Glenn Berger) actually said “We envision it as Lord of The Rings, but set in a world of candy.”
OK Glen… Your a douche bag.
Glad you are all into selling violence, deceit, and nightmares to our children.
I played CandyLand as a kid as did every other kid (or almost) of my generation and not one of them went to school dressed in spook clothes to shoot the brightly clad students.

It blows me away that we live in a society that thinks it wrong to show tits to kids and pretty much pretends men don’t have any genitals at all, but thinks it is just fine to have monsters, people, talking animals, etc… chase each other around with sharp objects and attempt to kill each other.
Watch any current animated feature and you see tons of blatant violence, loads of lies being told, people betraying each other, threatening to kill, etc…
Then people complain about the hidden references about sexual relations or anatomy that may be present.
Shrek is the most famous for putting in a lot of sexual jokes.
The movie got crap for stuff like The Dating Game scene when the narrator introduces three eligible bachelorettes, and says about Snow White… “Although she lives with seven other men, she’s not easy.”
Nobody complained about when Robin Hood holds a knife on Shrek, or when they torture the ginger bread man, or when Farquaad gets swallowed whole. (plus a zillion other things)
That is backwards!
Sex is normal. We are supposed to have sex. Breasts are normal, they are a part of nature.
Men have things that dangle from between their legs. That is normal. All mammals have this stuff going on.
Sure we are killers as a species too, but not everyone or as part of our regular lives. The majority of us do at least a few times in life have sex.
The majority of us never end up having to kill, and if we do it ain’t on a daily, weekly, or monthly basis.

Had enough? I bet you have if you made it this far.
I will shut up now and leave you with your own thoughts on the subject while I go listen to some John Lennon music.

The Candyland Game – via Amazon.com
It is cheap on Amazon. It is fun for young children. It is a pure game of chance so you don’t have to pretend to lose. (yes your three year old may whoop your ass)  The game teaches color recognition, counting and matching. Candyland also teaches about fair play and taking turns. Did I mention it was cheap? That is a good thing because it is less entertaining for an adult after two or three games than watching paint dry.
Nobody kills each other in the game though. About the worst thing that can happen in Candyland is getting stuck in the molasses swamp or getting lost in the lollipop woods for a time. No murder and no war. For me that is important.

Having a huge costume fetish and with Halloween being my #1 favorite holiday, I felt that it was obligatory to post a bit about costumes, show at least a few costume pictures, and babble about swingers and Halloween.
My choice of subject matter (The French maid) is because my views have changed over the years on this very common sexy dress up costume.

When I was in my teens and early 20′s I very much liked French maid costumes and loved to get a girl to put one on for me.
It was usually a new experience for the girl and it made them feel sexy, naughty, and confident.
By the time I hit my mid 20′s I was bored to death of this theme however.
I had played it out more times than I can count, and it seemed like a bit of standard lingerie rather than a costume to me so didn’t get my role play/costume fetish juices flowing.
The French Maid costume is by far the most common of all sexy dress up costumes in existence. Almost every girl has owned one by the age of thirty.

Now that I am older though, I have grown to like this outfit again.
The reason why is because of the effect it has on the women wearing the outfit.

The French made outfit somehow brings out the naughty and playful side of a girl who otherwise may not be able to step outside her mundane life. The commonness of the costume along with a few others like naughty nurses, devil girls, and the currently fashionable beer garden or Swiss girl costumes are exactly what helps let this out.

Often at a Halloween party I would see these girls in their costumes and think… “they couldn’t figure out what to dress as so went with that.”
No originality, no risk, no worry of pulling it off, etc…
Yet, that is the key to what sets them free.

There is no wonder about if people know what they are supposed to be. There is no wonder about if they are supposed to be sexy, funny, or serious.
They are a naughty French maid.
They are supposed to be flirtatious and show their derriere.
They are supposed to be a bit naughty. It is expected, and they won’t be judged for it except by the most prude and judgmental of people, and people like that can just F off.

French maid costumes are cute, and sexy at the same time. They come in many variations to fit all occasions, and all body types. Some cover very little, while others cover just enough to make a girl feel comfortable. What more can be asked of a costume?

Halloween is THE swingers holiday. Parties abound, and the clubs fill to maximum capacity.
Our favorite club has a two and a half day even that allows people to come on different nights or stay for close to 60 hours straight if they are really into the festivities.
I always see a bunch of girls dressed as french maids at that party and a few at the house parties we attend too.

Most swingers clubs also have costumed themed parties throughout the year.
About a third of the people who arrive are usually dressed up in costume to such parties.
Not so with naughty maid themed nights. It is usually a majority of the girls dressed up in the maid outfits on that night.
It is easy, they usually already have an outfit, or one can be found for purchase quickly before the event.

Since I have been babbling about swingers clubs and French maids in this post and the accompanying photos are obviously taken by me… I would like to mention that the girl in the pictures is not a swinger. Or at least if she is, I don’t know it.
I wouldn’t  mind if she was of course, but as far as I know she is pure vanilla.

She is a tattoo client of mine who just happened to have a French maid outfit.
So… here is a close up of the tattoo I did for her.

It is an elemental tattoo starting with water on the bottom, turning to earth, then wind, and then space. It includes waves, fields of flowers, a blossoming tree, clouds, sky, and the cosmos, all done in a fun, slightly whimsical manner blended with abstraction and contour designs.

Anyways… very cool chick with lots of attitude, but not in the lifestyle.

So that is all folks.
I hope you all have a fabulous Halloween.
If you happen to run into me and have a French Maid outfit on come on over, say howdy, and let me give you a smack on the ass.

Remember… Sexy dress up games aren’t just for holidays, and if you don’t have a French maid costume you should.
EdenFantasys Sexy costumes section has close to 30 different ones to chose from, plus lots of fun accessories.

Are you scared?

Should be… My wife can be a freaking bitch with a capitol B!
She knows it too.
She is a true She Devil.
Wants her way, gets it or else. I easily admit I am NOT the boss in my home.
The picture above is scary in a satanic / exorcist type way, but the real deal is that her facial expression above isn’t the one that causes me to shiver with fear.

This next picture now…

That is the look that I must be wary of.
It basically has about a million meanings that all come down to one thing.
“Watch your next step Aarron.”
That is the look I get when I do or say something I shouldn’t have.
It is the look I get when I didn’t agree in the right way she wished.
There are a ton of variations of that particular look, but they are always trouble.

It isn’t the I want something form you Aarron look.
It is the “you just fucked up” look.

Her I want something and you wont give it so please change your mind look is more like this next one.

Not scary at all, and I know I won’t get in trouble for not going along, but I should anyway.
I like this look.

The horns…
Babeland sent us these horns.
It is a little “horny” headband.
Wondering why a store that sells sexy fun stuff would send us a horny headband to check out just before Halloween?
Because one of these horns is a vibrator.
Hustler’s Horny Devil Vibrating Headband

I think most anybody could have fun with a product like this on Halloween (or for any costume party)
We already have our costumes for our naughty Halloween party so these horns aren’t heading to that one.
We are doing some vanilla (non swingers) parties this year though and these horns will make an appearance then.
My wife will be the devil (because she really is one sometimes) and I will most likely be the one ripping her horns off to “show” it to certain pretty vanilla girls while we are out and about.
Sometimes all it takes is a little bit of devilish innuendo to get the ball rolling for what would have a been a boring conversation to become a sizzling conversation leading up to sex.
Yep… I will play on the horny devil theme to turn that nights twosome into a threesome I’m sure.
Is it wrong I plan ahead like that?

Also as swingers we get many an opportunity to play sexy dress up that vanilla people don’t.
Lifestyle clubs have themed nights, costumed nights, and in general would be perfect for a girl to dress in a sexy red dress with little devil horns.
Being devilish at a swing club is an invite for sexual innuendos and flirtation.
Having a horn that vibrates just ups the fun.

OK, enough of my babble.

The horns:

• Horn size: 3″ x 1″ each
• Headband: adjustable (fits approximately 5″ to 7″ head width)
• Material: Silicone horns,ABS headband
• Batteries: two micro-button (included)

Get them at Babeland!

As many of you know I am a bit of a costume fanatic.
I have become known for this amongst my friends partially because my very special friends talk abut our special play and partly because I have made it a hobby to take pictures of girls (and the ever so rare brave male) in sexy costumes.

NOTE: I have always offered my costume photo services to both men and women yet I rarely get any male takers.
Men do not feel sexy in costume unless they are built like Brad Pitt.
It is a big bummer really.

So… a friend asks me “What shall I be?”
My reply is “What is the first cute thing that pops into your head when you think of the word cute?”
She named her poodle.
It is my belief that anything cute can be altered to be sexy.
So I started drawing up some sketches.
My wife took some measurements.
A trip to the fabric store and some time on the sewing machine… and ta-dah!

A Poodle costume.

Like poodles?

The girls poodle was black so that is why we chose black.
My darling wife did all the sewing and she also did the hair for my photos.

The poodle picture I took for my costume galleries

To make the costume have universal use all she has to do is put on a black leotard before putting on all the fuzzy stuff and the costume becomes child friendly.

She got tired and needed a nap I guess

At night for party time however she can skip the leotard and she is a very sexy poodle.
I wonder how many times she will hear the words “doggy style” on Halloween?
I know I said it towards the end of our photo shoot.

I also said something about “giving the dog a bone.”
Yes, I know I am tasteless sometimes.
Believe it or not I have been told it’s part of my charm.
My friendly poodle certainly didn’t mind my ‘dirty mind’.

She was a very good doggy

Some fun random poodle facts to help you make small talk at the park…

1. There are 3 official sizes of poodle – the Standard Poodle, the Miniature Poodle and the Toy Poodle.
2. There are 5 sizes of poodles. Tiny Toy Poodles and Teacup Poodles just don’t get official recognition by the American Kennel Club.
3. Poodles are great pets for people with allergies because they do not shed and are hypoallergenic.
4. Poodles are one of the oldest dog breeds and go back many centuries.
5. Poodles never have a doggy odor so they can’t give your house that “dog smell” so many people hate.
6. The poodle is the national dog of France.
7. Poodles are great hunting dogs (if your into that) and one of the very best for water foul.
8. Poodles learns tricks quickly and are one of the easiest dogs to potty train.
9. Poodles have long life spans.
10. If you don’t clip the poodle’s hair, it will grow out in  rope-like cords.

I was considering putting “poodles can be very grumpy” on that list but figured it wasn’t good to stereotype all poodles just because I have had the displeasure of meeting a few nasty ones.

This is a re-post from October 13, 2010

We all have our fetishes and mine happens to be costumes.
Yep… dress up in a cute, sexy costume and I am yours!

Since I love sexy costumes so much and  have tried to stay away from the photography work of my past…
I have taken to doing a lot of costume photography over the last couple years.

Sweet Little fairy, cute as can be…. fly away, fly away… fly away free!

I just love taking photos and I just love costumes.
The combination has made for some really fun pictures.

Most of my photography experience is in shooting erotic and semi erotic stuff, so costumes has been the perfect hobby for me. I try to keep all the images PG rated so to speak, yet show a bit of sex appeal.
Getting a good shot that is pure, but still sexy is not as easy as it sounds.
It is a fine line to walk.

Do fairies go barefoot? Yep. That is my thought anyway. I tossed the shoes because even though they matched… Fairies don’t have shoes! Plus, the model has really cute feet and if a girl has cute feet it is always a nice to show them.

Now I don’t care who you are…. you have got to like this fairy much better than the one from my last post.
Have you ever seen such a cute and sexy fairy girl?
For the record… The model did all her own hair and makeup, plus put the costume together.
A fabulous job of a self done fairy makeover I must say.

So now… don’t forget guys and dolls… If you need some sexy photo work and costumes are involved…
I am the photographer to see!

I have never understood the nurse fetish thing.
Sure… sexy nurse outfits like the one shown can be fun and a bit of role play starting with an examination is nothing a person should pass up if the nurse is a cute thing like this gal…. but what is with the nurse fetish?

As far as fetishes go… I guess being into pretty girls in nurse outfits isn’t very odd when one considers the various strange things some people are into. At least it certainly seems a fine choice when looking at this pretty girl all dolled up in a shiny nurse costume.
In my attempts to understand I did a quick google search and got   3,300,000 results.
Yep, that is a lot.
It was pretty much all porn.
People love this nurse thing and they masturbate to it.

So… since looking at girls dressed as nurses performing sex acts on others via a porn site wasn’t teaching me anything about the reasons behind it I decided to hit up wikipedia.

I ended up reading up on Medical fetishism and it did tell me that “Intimate examinations are eroticized by some people as part of medical fetishism, and as such are a common service offered by professional dominants.”

Now I really am not so sure that everybody into the nurse thing is all about domination and certainly they are not all into being rectal exams and prostatic massage.
I was thinking it was just a fantasy of having a super hot babe take care of you while you were feeling a bit down. I was thinking it was the “kiss me here” so I feel better type of thing… but after reading a bit from wikipedia and looking many pages deep while sifting through the 3,300,000 google results I have come to realize I was naive.

Most people that are into the nurse thing are really into some kinky stuff!

I am betting a lot of folks just go with my little fantasy idea of the hottie who will take care of you… but most people who are stuck on nurses want the kink.

Now I know.

So… back to the mundane life of me.
I took this photo as part of a series for a rarely updated costume blog I have a few months ago.
Very cute girl who is also very photogenic.
The costume is an off the shelf type thing… nothing special but it looks sexy as hell on the girl modeling it.

I really wish I had more time to devote to my costume photography.
It is one of the few things I do (work-wise) that I really enjoy.

This was originally posted on Red Region Inferno back in October of 2010. I have re-posted because it was a great time and people (readers) seemed to really enjoy the story.

Have I ever mentioned how lucky I feel when it comes to my girlfriend before?
Yes… I know I have.
This last weekend was another one of those “dang I’m a lucky bastard” type weekends.
My lovely and her hubby came to stay from Thursday through Sunday (not enough time)
and amongst other fun games we played I got to have a bit of costume fun.

Originally we had planned on her playing the Queen Of Hearts, but because of stressful weekdays we went for roles a bit less demanding of our acting abilities so we would easily sink into the game.

We decided on her being a princess and I just being her lover.
I do love the role play, but the costume element is my favorite part.
Oh what a beautiful princess she made.

Sweet princess of mine

My darling wife helped with her makeup and gave her a fancy up-do. (she is a hairdresser)
Then we locked ourselves away for some princess worship for a few hours.
Ahh… she was such a lovely princess.

We actually joke about my wife doing her all up for me.
How many guys get that sort of treatment on a regular basis?
I have a costume/role-play fetish, my wife doesn’t (but will play along) while my girlfriend loves dress up… so my wife who is in the beauty profession helps her get all dolled up so I can have my fantasy sex.
That is pretty awesome if you think about it.

We also played with honey over the weekend.
That is another thing my wife isn’t really into and I and my girlfriend both enjoy a lot.
Sweets and treats added to sexy fun.
It is differences like these that make swinging and polyamory such great things when it comes to play styles.
No single person can be an exact match in bed.
Oh… it can get close, but never 100% exact.

I said swinging and polyamory, but even in that we have some huge differences in play styles.
When I originally met my girlfriend it was through swinging.
We had a great time and connected big time, but in swinging you can only go so far.
We now share each other at a more intimate level and are able to open up and do things we never could have in swinging. Love, trust, and emotion changes the game.

Just as swinging can make a person appreciate their spouse more and appreciate their bond… a poly relationship can do the same thing at an even greater level.

Each girl makes me appreciate things about the other. It is pretty amazing.
All 4 of us who are involved in our odd little quad feel the same.
All of our needs are able to be met through the dynamics of our relationships.
So yes… I am feeling lucky today.
We are all lucky.