Bio-Mech tattoos are weird

12 Dec

Bio-Mech tattoos got super popular back in the mid 90′s.
A lot of it had to do with people really being into H.R. Giger.
If you don’t know who that is you can google him. He is an artist/illustrator who is mostly known for his work on designing the aliens and landscapes from the Alien movies.
The 90′s fad of Bio-Mech started to die out about ten-ish years ago and took a huge dump in popularity by 2005.
Personally I think it is because so many poser douche-bag type people started getting the style tattooed on them to “be cool,” but I can’t know for sure.
Anyways… the Bio-Mech tattoo fell from the roister of cool and trendy tattoo themes that everybody who was a hip bad-ass just had to have inked.
Fast forward to nowadays… People still get the style.
Since it isn’t way-cool trendy tattoo style of the moment the clients seeking the work are actually people who like the style and are drawn to it.

biomechanical broken tearing tattoo

The tattoo above is of a Bio-Mech style with torn skin and a broken bone.
This particular tattoo is very stylized and exaggerated in ways.
The client had broken his arm and shoulder severely and spent a long time with rehabilitation after numerous surgeries.
I wont go into the details of the design, but it will suffice to say that every little bit of it represents part of what he went through and how he feels about it all.
Oh, and sorry for the flash glare, I usually only snap one or two pictures of a tattoo if I think to take a picture at all, and this time I got two pictures with flash glare. This one was flash burned the least.

So… Bio-Mech, short for “Bio-mechanical” obviously.
A style that is an homage to androids. A style portraying robotics, engineering, and living flesh combined.
Think of living tissue meshed with machinery, tubes, wires, gears, circuitry, etc..
There is no real rules to this style. Some want very intricate black-work that you can only make out up close while others prefer bold colors that allow the viewer to see what is going on from a distance.
Some want realism while others go for pure fantasy. I have even done some that mesh other creatures with robotics and human flesh.
It can be a fun style.

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Spiral Tenga Sleeve 3D

11 Dec

Tenga Sleeve 3D
That is what this weird looking thing is.

Spiral Tenga Sleeve 3D

The Tenga Sleeve 3D is a masturbation sleeve that does the trick.
It was sent to us from Babeland as a product to try out and review.
As many of you know… I’m not big on masturbation. I have a lot of problems with self pleasing and usually need some help. (I have been practicing though)
My darling  was kind enough to give me a nice little blowjob kickstart and apply the lube to my cock for my Tenga Sleeve 3D experiment.
I should probably mention here that it comes with some lube.

the lube that comes with the spiral tenga sleeve 3D

The Tenga Sleeve 3D very much reminded me of a Tenga Egg. That is a good thing because Tenga Eggs pretty much rock. I told my wife it was very much like one, but thicker and bit bit more squishy. Her reply was “good.” and she kept watching me which made me a bit self conscious so I asked her to tell me a naughty story. She does the naughty stories very well and they help to get me where I’m going when it comes to masturbation.

Anyways, the Tenga Sleeve 3D is very pliable and though it is only four and a half inches long when just sitting there it will stretch to fit most any cock.
The texture you see in the picture above is the texture you get. You pull this thing off it’s stand and turn it inside out for use.
It feels very realistic and gives more of a good blowjob feel than one of sticking it in a girls vagina.
The sleeve itself is made from a very soft thermal plastic elastomer so it is porous and because of that shouldn’t be shared.
Personally I would never wish to share such a toy myself, but figured I should mention that just because you never know what people will do.

Once you cum it is easy to wash this thing off. Soap and water in the sink will do the trick. Just flip it back around so the texture side is out and wash it up.
The product comes with a drying stand.
Just slide it onto the stand and once dry you can slip the clear plastic cover back over it to keep it clean and dust free until you wish to use it again.
I very much liked this stand / storage case it came with.
The only thing I would have added was the ability to screw the clear plastic top onto the case for travel.
Since I am personally not planning on traveling with it though it doesn’t bug me at all, but I can imagine a guy wanting to take this on the road and wishing the case screwed or snapped together.

My final judgement on the Tenga Sleeve 3D… Two thumbs up!
This sleeve does the trick, is reusable, easy to clean, and comes with a drying stand/storage case.
Another win for Tenga!

Related:
See my Thoughtful girls give Tenga post. I told you Tenga Eggs rock.

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Ho Ho Ho with a little naughty elf teaser

8 Dec

Love me an elf that digs it when I say “Ho Ho Ho.”

merry ho ho ho elf or naughty elf ho ho

This particular naughty elf has very nice legs me thinks.

merry ho naughty Christmas elf

These pictures are just some fun ones I picked to post here on Red Region Inferno because I thought it would up everyone’s holiday spirits and get people in a Christmas is coming mood.
I know taking such pictures ups my mood.

yummy merry ho ho naughty elf costume pic

If you dig the cute elf pic you can see more of this gal at Christmas time on The Swingers Attic. I used the pics for this years Merry Christmas and happy New Year post. Or will be using them. Obviously it isn’t Christmas time yet.

Got a sexy elf costume of your own?
You should.

Check out some Sexy Elf Costumes on Amazon

Also, since I am talking Christmas and costumes…
Check out these Sexy Santa Boots! (also on Amazon)

I usually stick to sexy shoes for my costume fun, but these boots are just insanely cool. I need them! (Not for me to wear)

These are on my to get list.
I’m thinking a little fuzzy Santa’s helper costume with them.

“Ho Ho Ho!”

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Twist

7 Dec

Twist

Twist

What do you think of this pic?” I asked.
I don’t know.” she said.
Do you like it?” I asked.
No, I don’t feel much of anything about it.” she said.
Well, I’m about to post it and I was wondering if you thought it was any good.” said I.
People will see it and either be discussed, jealous, not give a shit, or think it is everyday life.” she said.
I can dig that.” I said.

Two, three, four or more in a bed… What is normal to one person is odd to another.
What is acceptable to some is taboo for others.
For many it is a dream or even their wildest fantasy. For others it is daily life.
What we do is what defines us. What we don’t do is what excites us or causes us to experience strange gut reactions.
When I got ready to post this picture I had something completely different written up to go with it.
By asking someone what they thought of it my course was altered.
Instead of my witty jokes and references to song lyrics I give you babble.
For now I ponder what others will see in comparison to how my own minds eye has filed it away.

 

 

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Peppermint Candy Revisited

5 Dec

This girl.. (She is the candy)
She was the subject of one of my Christmas holiday posts from last year and the only one I re-posted after deleting my blog this last September. (The post is here)
I mentioned in that re-post that I would maybe post more. So… here one is.
The girl…
She comes in my place of work sometimes, and if ever I have the time to check my facebook account I find a message from her.
She is a tease. She knows I find something especially attractive about her, but she doesn’t know what it is. I find it rather fun.
It is a harmless sort of fun too, for nothing shall or can ever come of it. In my world that makes it even better.
She reads this blog. Not sure what to think about that.

Nummy girl in a christmas candy costume

Anyways, it is the holiday season. It gives me the excuse to post this, and I just know a few of you will find yourselves craving peppermint candies because of it.

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Glass Candy Canes ain’t so messy

3 Dec

I am a bit of fiend in certain ways.
Costumes and sticky candies are very much part of my twisted little mind, and I will admit that my hand has guided a candy cane into the sweet spots of many a pretty girls sugar spot.
They melt, they get sticky, it is fun. It is especially fun if they have dressed up as a naughty elf or a Santa girl for me. Once I even played Santa myself and had a team of reindeer. Actually it was just two reindeer, but I pretended it was a team.

Sugars are not always wonderful for a girls PH and some gals don’t dig the sticky.
The menthol is usually a good thing, but some don’t dig that either.
Bummer!

For Christmas fun though there is a candy cane alternative.
Don Wands Glass Pleasure Candy Cane Wand!

glass wand candy cane

The number one big bonus for me with this thing is the not getting a sticky mess all over my girls fun elf costume.
The number two big bonus is that anybody I would have tried to stick a sugary, sticky , soon to be messy candy cane into that may have declined is going to say yes with this one.
It is what it is made for after all.
It is clean, smooth, just the right thickness, and looks both fun and sexy.
“Hey baby, look what Santa has for you!”
(Yes I own a Santa suit)

Since I realize that the average Joe ain’t going to be dressing up as Santa and chasing a naughty elf around the Christmas tree this year I shall jump back to the real world use of this glass candy cane.
(I do suggest  the purchase of a Santa suit and naughty elf costume though – It really is fun)
Or… if you really want to be naughty maybe have her dress up as Santa and chase you around the tree with this glass candy cane!
I’m not talking about a big Santa suit and a beard. I’m thinking something like this one.

Anyways, this festive glass wand by Don Wands makes for an awesome Christmas gift or stocking stuffier no matter your Christmas play tastes.
It is seven and a half inches long with the straight portion being being about six inches. It has a one inch diameter, is made of Pyrex glass (so is great for temperature play) and looks like a Christmas ornament so can be left out in public view.
It is great for both vaginal and anal play, plus the curve makes for a great handle.
Since it is made of Pyrex it is easy to clean and can be put in a dishwasher between uses making it a perfect toy to share amongst friends if like me you are of the not so monogamous sort.

If you would like to get someone this fun Candy Cane as a Christmas gift or for a sexy stocking stuffer you may – Get It Here!

The candy cane - Classic dildo - Online adult toys on EdenFantasys

This glass dildo was supplied to my wife by Edenfantasys sex toys free of charge in exchange for an honest opinion of the product. I snagged it from her to use with some naughty elves I know and now refuse to return it.
After much deliberation it has been decided that I must return the candy cane to our home, (it is at my studio) and it shall become a Christmas decoration.
If you happen to be invited to our cookie party I hope you pick up the Candy Cane and give me a wink. I may just decide to ask you to stick around after the party to try on a costume or two.

Happy Holidays!

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Watercolor painting and erotic art

2 Dec

I have been a painter for my entire life.
My work has mostly been in oils through the 80′s and 90′s until I switched to acrylics in the late 90′s.
A brush and canvas are my tools.

Watercolors have never gotten along with me though.
They just don’t do what I want. Classes, friends who only work in the medium, books, etc… have done me no good.
I learned all the tricks. I hate tricks though. Watercolor doesn’t allow for freedom of expression like oils and acrylics do.

Erotic art is the toughest market in art I think. The collectors are limited.
Not everyone feels comfortable displaying such things on their walls, no matter how much they may personally love it.
I’ve done figurative work since I was a small child, but I have never done erotic paintings.
I don’t know the market or the people in the erotic art world. For some reason though I decided to start meddling around with it though.
Since I don’t know the scene, and have no expectations to live up to in the world of erotic art I decided to do a watercolor for my first experimentation.

Here it is.

erotic art watercolor painting

Watercolor on paper and it is just ten inches wide.
Working small with paint is also not my thing. A twenty four inch canvas is about my average/small, and I am usually working at double that.

Yes, I have stepped outside of my painting comfort zones.
Watercolor, erotic subject matter, and keeping it small.
I am not sure what to think of the outcome.
For a first endeavor it is o.k. I guess.
Shall I do more?
I’m not sure.
Maybe a few acrylic works are needed in this small size before again attempting the use of watercolors.
Maybe some larger (and looser) watercolors are needed before attempting another small work in this restrictive medium.
We shall see.

As for the erotic art market I will look into that as well.
Unlike many who play with paints… I can not afford the luxury of painting JUST for fun.
I am simply to flaky to hold down a real job.
My source of income is art. I have a family to support.
Art that I cannot sell is not an option for me and I refuse to paint lame ass landscapes just to make ends meat.
So… I am excited to delve into something new, but also anxious at the prospect of failure.

Maybe fate will deal me some good cards on this one.

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love and lust

30 Nov

Love & Lust
I have always separated these in my mind when it comes to relationships and sex.
Yet I have a lust for love, and I love to feel lust.
So intertwined are lust and love that many (if not most) can’t separate them in any way except as concepts. Nothing has caused more heartache in the world than love and lust. Nothing has caused more confusion.

When love and lust intertwine perfectly though… it is heavenly.

Love n Lust

From Dictionary.com
love   [luhv]  noun, verb, loved, lov·ing.
noun
1.
a profoundly tender, passionate affection for another person.
2.
a feeling of warm personal attachment or deep affection, as for a parent, child, or friend.
3.
sexual passion or desire.
4.
a person toward whom love is felt; beloved person; sweetheart.
5.
(used in direct address as a term of endearment, affection, or the like): Would you like to see a movie, love?
6.
a love affair; an intensely amorous incident; amour.
7.
sexual intercourse; copulation.
8.
( initial capital letter ) a personification of sexual affection, as Eros or Cupid.
9.
affectionate concern for the well-being of others: the love of one’s neighbor.
10.
strong predilection, enthusiasm, or liking for anything: her love of books.
11.
the object or thing so liked: The theater was her great love.
12.
the benevolent affection of God for His creatures, or the reverent affection due from them to God.
13.
Chiefly Tennis . a score of zero; nothing.
14.
a word formerly used in communications to represent the letter L.

lust   [luhst]
noun
1.
intense sexual desire or appetite.
2.
uncontrolled or illicit sexual desire or appetite; lecherousness.
3.
a passionate or overmastering desire or craving (usually followed by for ): a lust for power.
4.
ardent enthusiasm; zest; relish: an enviable lust for life.
5.
Obsolete .
a.
pleasure or delight.
b.
desire; inclination; wish.

 

Bible Dictionary
Love definition

This word seems to require explanation only in the case of its use by our Lord in his interview with “Simon, the son of Jonas,” after his resurrection (John 21:16, 17). When our Lord says, “Lovest thou me?” he uses the Greek word _agapas_; and when Simon answers, he uses the Greek word _philo_, i.e., “I love.” This is the usage in the first and second questions put by our Lord; but in the third our Lord uses Simon’s word. The distinction between these two Greek words is thus fitly described by Trench:, “_Agapan_ has more of judgment and deliberate choice; _philein_ has more of attachment and peculiar personal affection. Thus the ‘Lovest thou’ (Gr. agapas) on the lips of the Lord seems to Peter at this moment too cold a word, as though his Lord were keeping him at a distance, or at least not inviting him to draw near, as in the passionate yearning of his heart he desired now to do. Therefore he puts by the word and substitutes his own stronger ‘I love’ (Gr. philo) in its room. A second time he does the same. And now he has conquered; for when the Lord demands a third time whether he loves him, he does it in the word which alone will satisfy Peter (‘Lovest thou,’ Gr. phileis), which alone claims from him that personal attachment and affection with which indeed he knows that his heart is full.” In 1 Cor. 13 the apostle sets forth the excellency of love, as the word “charity” there is rendered in the Revised Version.

Bible Dictionary
Lust definition

sinful longing; the inward sin which leads to the falling away from God (Rom. 1:21). “Lust, the origin of sin, has its place in the heart, not of necessity, but because it is the centre of all moral forces and impulses and of spiritual activity.” In Mark 4:19 “lusts” are objects of desire.

 

 

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Skin Stud

29 Nov

This is the 10 Function Pure Skin Stud.
My wife tossed it to me from across the room and told me to put batteries in it.

The skin stud is a stud

It wasn’t in the package when she tossed it me. (I just like showing stuff in packages because packaging is important to me and I assume some others feel the same way)
When I caught it I almost dropped it. The “skin” on it moves. Or at least it feel s like it does.
They call it Pure Skin®
I don’t know what the heck that exactly entails, but I do know that it is made with Thermoplastic Rubber so this toy isn’t the best to share with lots of people. (It is porous)
If it is just you though… This thing felt mighty real.

skin stud batteries and controls

It says it has a dual density dong (soft with firm core)
It certainly does, and that makes it even more real, but I hate the word dong. Why the heck does that word have to be used? Seriously… It annoys me and makes me think of 70′s stag flicks for some reason.

Anyways, the reason for the pictures above showing the back of the thing is this… I couldn’t open iot up to put batteries in it.
Vibrator man fail.
My wife was like “What the F are you doing?” as I struggled with it.
I told her and she stomped across the room and tore it from my un-successful hands and showed me that it came open no problem.
Yep… that is my big story for this one.
I also showed it to a girl who doesn’t “do” sex toys. That was a couple days later though.
Hmm… Really not an exciting adventure I guess, but I hate not opening stuff when I am told to by a woman. Especially the wife.

I suppose I can say what my wife thought of this toy.
She liked the realistic feel. She liked that it was above average thick (should that hurt my feelers?) She liked that when you turn it off and on it goes back to whatever vibration setting it was on last.
She loved the little handle type controller and said that in combination with the mini balls it was perfect to hold onto while being used. (She often says toys are not made to be held comfortably)
Her only complaint was that it was made with TPR because she is someone who shares her toys and TPR is no good for that.

I myself didn’t use this product on her/with her so no fun stories to share there either.
Maybe next time :)

 

 

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This product was sent to my wife by California Exotic Novelties to review. She is a Cal Exotics Sexpert. I am just her goofy husband that off and on helps her with her sex toy reviews.

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Three’s Company

23 Nov

Three
Three is the first odd prime number, and the first lucky prime.
The sport I attempt to engage in is the triathlon which consists of three separate sports done in succession.
Counting to three is how many people get ready to cooperate in an endeavor or build up to completing an act. “1, 2, 3, GO!”
We all know that the “Third time’s the charm.”
Hinduism has Brahma the Creator, Vishnu the Preserver, and Shiva the Destroyer.
Jews and Christians have the three Patriarchs: Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob.
Some have the Holy Trinity. (I was actually raised Lutheran myself)
Humans think of the universe as having three spatial dimensions. (though most don’t understand what it is they are doing to break it down into such dimensions)
Three strikes and you are out.
Goldilocks tasted three different bowls of porridge.
The Big Bad Wolf was after three little pigs.
There are Three Billy Goats Gruff.
The incarnation of fate has three faces. Clotho spun the web of life. Lachesis measured its length, and Atropos cut it. As one (together as a group or as a single entity depending on the myths you like) Fate was known as Moerae.
Since we are on mythology we can’t forget the three Furies.
There are three main horseman of the Apocalypse.
The nine months of pregnancy are commonly divided into three trimesters.
One of my favorite critters in all the world is the Three-Toed Sloth.
The most common fantasy held by males concerning group sex is to have a threesome.
A FMF threesome to be specific.
A little over a month ago I yakked about MFM threesomes which are also sometimes called a Devil’s Threesome or Devil’s Threeway in my Three To Tango post.
Today is not for the Devil.
Today is for the angels flesh.
Today is for the FMF threesome.

ffm three is company

I actually perform much better in this situation than in any other. I find it completely natural and am able to flow like water through a river bed. Long ago I found this out and have had more FMF and FFM sexual experiences than one on one MF experiences throughout my life because of it. I am also better at propositioning two women than a single woman. I sometimes get anxious when it is time to go up to a single female and put on the moves. Not so if I am going for both. I never have been shot down when doing so, and that has allowed me to be very confident.
Once home and in bed it is the same.
In a one on one situation I feel pressure. I have a touch of anxiety. There is self doubt as to my skills.
I have never been criticized or anything, but still… I worry.
With two though I am the master. I know what to do. I can guide the action, make them flow with me, and each other if the vibe is right.
I started having such threesomes as a teen. Many of my first experiences entailed playful FMF threesomes.
I have been told by many women that I was “the best sexual experience ever” after such play.
It makes me feel good to know this, but it also gives me more anxiety about my one on one skills. I don’t think I suck in bed. Far from it, but I don’t know myself the king of such things.
I have been in both long term triad relationships and one on one. Long term is more comfortable for me in a threesome situation too. I worry less, I feel good, I excel at all points of life.
One on one I worry. I have anxiety about how well I am doing, if I am achieving what I should, my work, etc…

Far from being a wonderful gift, this is a curse.
Our society doesn’t like anything except a single male being paired with a single female.
Only couples are allowed.
One time flings and short term affairs are all that come easy for me. Once it becomes serious it becomes scary for people. “What would mother think?” is a big question that goes through a girls head. “People will think I am weird” rules the thought process. It makes things unsure. Fear takes over. On to the next short term fling or one night stand.

 

I am ruled by the number 3.
Three is the first odd prime number.
It is not always lucky.

 

 

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