Franken-stitch

7 Jan

The Modern Prometheus aka Frankenstein is a story that gripped readers to the point of changing how we think of life and death.
Originally published anonymously, Mary Shelley’s book about a scientist who created life and was horrified by his creation is now one of the great horror classics.
The premise has been used in many other works of fiction, plays, poetry, paintings, sculptures, and of course movies.

stitch me up but not for real tattoo

I am often asked to tattoo stitches. Usually the client wants a simple line with a bunch of little lines across it thinking it will look cool. Usually that is after they find out that real looking stitches will actually cost them more than a a night at the bar.
I turn these people away. I think such tattoos look foolish. No offense to anyone out their who has them, but if you want a tattoo that looks like a 5 year old drew it… have a 5 year old draw it so you can at least use that as an excuse as to why you have such a piss poor job.

The tattoo shown above was done on somebody who didn’t want a stupid line with zigzag lines back and forth. He wanted the real looking stuff with a little extra pizzazz.
It wraps all the way around as if his arm had been sewn back on. Frankenstein like I think.
Oddly enough it was tattooing all the skin around the stitching that took the time.
The stitches went fast, but getting the surrounding stuff to permanently look wilted and sore was what makes it look so awesome.
A lot of flesh tones, peachy colors, creams and whites… blended out close to a half inch on either side. Makes for a good conversation starter for the guy.

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New Year Art Endeavours

3 Jan

Since my biggest goal this year is to push the erotic with my art I thought I should have my first post of 2012 be some art of an erotic nature.
I have also been screwing around with tiny canvases. I am doing it out of stubbornness to tell the truth. I am really not suited to such tiny painting surfaces. I will not stop until I feel comfort though.
Once comfort has been achieved I will most likely move back back up and avoid anything under 24 inches in any direction again for some time.
Heck… I may even take some mural commissions to un-cramp my brain from doing these tiny canvases.

Anyways, without further ado…

Erotic Art Acrylic 8

Just for the fun of it I shall say that in the case of this particular little painting the model ‘of my minds eye’ was my lovely wife, and my vision is one I am very fond of.
I love it when she rides me from this direction as I am very much an “ass guy” and she has some great moves.
Though I have not seen her red/pink nighty in a long time my imagination created it because I have very fond memories involving it.

 

 

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Eye of the storm

29 Dec

naked in the eye of the storm

That’s me chillin in the eye of a cosmic storm.
I know the pic ain’t very cool, and I apologize for my crappy digital play, but I lacked time.
That is the whole point.
I lack time for chillin.
This last year has been the hardest year of my life. It has been one chaotic, hellish, nasty, clusterfuck situation after another.
I have decided… I am gonna do some chillin.
It’s my New Years Resolution.
No matter the storm… take some chill time.


Had a dream I was born
To be naked in the eye of the storm
And now it’s standing right in front of me
What’s it going to do to me, who knows,
Had a dream it was time
To be taken to the front of the line
Well that is not a place you wanna be
Sleeping with the enemy, you know

I don’t care what the future brings
Give a damn about anything
I’d be fine if they’d only leave me alone.
But it’s time – gotta take a stance
‘Cause I won’t get a second chance
And I know now I have to make it alone

Had a dream it was war
And they couldn’t tell me what it was for
But it was something they could lie about
Something we could die about, you know
Anytime, anyplace
When you look that man in the face
Well it is not a face you wanna see
Sleeping with the enemy, you know

Mary, can you hear me
Can you tell me what it’s all supposed to mean
Holding out a photograph of all that I have seen
I wish I could hold you
I wish I could hold you

Had a dream it was time
To be a witness at the scene of the crime
Well, That is something you can analyse
Something you can criticise, who knows
So we wait, hesitate
And we’re making such a mistake
Oh whatever can the matter be
Sleeping with the enemy, you know

I don’t care what the future brings
Give a damn about anything
I’d be fine if they’d only leave me alone
But it’s time, gotta take a stance
‘Cause I won’t get a second chance
And I know now I have to make it alone

Roger Hodgson (of SuperTramp) Had A Dream (Sleeping With The Enemy) Lyrics


This is the last HNT to be listed at Osbasso’s blog.
Have not been a big player, but have enjoyed it off and on for a long time.
It was a pretty cool thing. Sad to see it go.
hnt

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spent

27 Dec

“and we’re spent”

spent after a swingers party

That’s what she said as everyone collapsed.
That’s what she said just before the heartbeats started to slow down and the hot sweat started to cool on our skin.
Nobody said anything else.
I guess it had all been said.

spent [spɛnt]
adj
1. used up or exhausted; consumed
2. (Life Sciences & Allied Applications / Zoology) (of a fish) exhausted by spawning
via Collins English Dictionary

spent (spnt)
v.
Past tense and past participle of spend.
adj.
1. Used up; consumed: a spent youth.
2. Having come to an end; passed: a spent era of opulence.
3. Depleted of energy, force, or strength; exhausted: At the end of the hot day the spent workers slept under a shady tree.
4. Nautical Of or relating to a vessel at the end of a voyage, with fuel, stores, and water consumed and cargo discharged.
via The American Heritage Dictionary of the English Language

Definition of SPENT
1
a : used up : consumed
b : exhausted of active or required components or qualities often for a particular purpose
2
: drained of energy or effectiveness : exhausted
3
: exhausted of spawn or sperm
via Merriam Webster

Some Synonyms: all in, aweary [archaic], beat, beaten, bleary, burned-out (or burnt-out), bushed, dead, done, done in, drained, exhausted, fatigued, limp, played out, pooped [slang], prostrate, weary, tapped out, tired, tuckered (out), washed-out, wearied, wiped out, worn, worn-out

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Santa’s Helper & Merry Happy Ho Ho Ho

25 Dec

Ah… Christmas.
Gives me one more excuse to show some cute costume pictures.
Already posted these Elf teaser pictures and a Peppermint Candy picture this season.
Oh, how I love my costumes.

Santa's Sexy Helper for a merry ho ho ho via Red Region Inferno

If you paid close attention you will have noticed that the peppermint candy girl is wearing the same costume as my helper above.
They are different sizes however because the above Santa’s helper (Just call me Santa) is almost waif like thin and Mrs Peppermint Candy possesses a bit of a booty along with a body proportional to go along with it.
This Santa does like his variety though.
As a matter of fact… This Santa thinks that variety is the spice of life when it comes to his helpers.

Enjoy the day my friends, taste many dishes, smile, and as you go into the new year… do so with a positive mind set and a promise to yourself to make time for fun.

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The sexiest blogs of 2011 – Always worth a read list

19 Dec

The sexiest blogs of 2011

This is it boys and girls…

The sexiest blogs of 2011 always worth a read list

As promised I deliver unto you the official sexy blog list of 2011.
AKA – Inferno’s always worth a read list.
Sexuality, polyamory, swinging, stories, sexy humor, erotica and life in general.
These are the blogs that have consistently kept putting out posts worth reading.

This year 45 blogs have made the list.

Obviously they are not in order of best to worst as it is impossible to number such blogs of various subjects. These are all great blogs in one way or another and offer up some sexy mind food.

Enjoy!

aag – Been reading aag for a long time and I don’t see a reason to stop. Funny, sexy, informative and personal. A blog with attitude!

A Dust Bunny In The Wind – This is a personal style blog covering all kinds of things from daily life and random thoughts to sex toy reviews. You know you have found something when you find zombies, humor, and sexuality all in one place.

Anal Amy - If you like a good sexy story then you just may love this blog.

A poly life – Journal styled blog with random glimpses of life from a gal that identifies as polyamorous. This blog covers all aspects of life from relationships to shoe shopping.

approximately 8,000 words - The multifaceted blog of Kit O’Connell. Kit describes himself as a perverse polyamorous weirdo who enjoys filling his life with as much sex, creativity and oontz-oontz beats as he can.

A Slut’s Memoir - The blog of a submissive masochist slut from my home state. Lots of detailed experiences and thoughts on this blog.

Bound, not gagged - This is a blog by and mostly for sex workers. There is a lot here about legal issues, politics, and how the media and general public perceives sex work and the people involved.

Butchtastic  – The blog of a self described geeky genderqueer butch from Washington State who is an athlete, writer, and proud parent in a open relationship. This blog is very well written and gives great insight into Kyle (the blogger) identifies with gender, sexuality, identity and the way people label each other.

Crevice Canyon - I have only been reading this blog for about three months, but it is so dang good I had to list it. The blogger describes herself as a sex positive, smut brained, curvy, queer, filthy tomboy femme who loves to frolic on the pervy side of life.

Cuntlove - A lot of blogs try and be sex positive/ body positive and end up being dry, bitchy, and boring. Cuntlove is fresh and wonderfully written. What originally drew me to the blog however I will admit is the great selection of pulp, retro, and sexy art images used in the posts.

Dick n Jane – One of the best all around personal style sex themed blogs online. Dick n Jane deliver with advice to add spice, sex education, personal thoughts, shared experiences, and random posts that just set you to thinking.

[ erotic . wet . atomic ] - The blog of a mild mannered geeky girl by day, and sex diva at night. This blog is kinky and covers all types of human sexuality including BDSM, swinging, polyamory, open relationships, furries, pet play, submission, and more. I think you should find it interesting, insightful, and educational.

Erotiterrorist - Erotica that I sometimes like. What makes the stories stand out is that they have a different flavor than a lot of erotic writing I run into. Check it out and see if you agree. I also really dig this guys blog header.

Evil Slutopia - Heavily opinionated and in your face on a multitude of topics, and calling “bullshit” on what people/organizations say and do seem to be a big thing on Evil Slutopia. I disagree with at least half of what I read when I visit this blog and find the extremely liberal one moment then conservative the next viewpoints very entertaining.

Forever The Queerest Kids – Usually upbeat, very informative, wonderfully put together and just awesome in all regards. The target reader was meant to be queer youth, but this blog should be read by everyone in my opinion. I had wanted to put this on last years list, but it hadn’t been around long enough.

Guess Her Muff - Each post is of a girl. She is usually clothed. The idea here is that you try and imagine what her vagina looks like. Does she shave? Landing strip? That sort of thing. Then you click the pic and you find out. I will admit I don’t visit this blog on a daily or even weekly basis, but I do check it out about once a month and enjoy being completely wrong with my guessing most of the time.

Having my cake & eating it too – The sensual blog of Joanna Cake. This blog covers as she puts it “all the elements of a being a woman.” Thought provoking, sometimes sad, often sexy, occasionally eye opening, and always worth a read.

Househo’s Joy Fuck Club – A great blog filled with thoughts and experiences by a woman with an open mind and relationship. If you have never read this blog before I recommend checking out some older posts on your first visit to get a feel of where the writer is coming from.

Hubmans’s Hangout – This blog is sexy because of the writers attitude. Though you can find some sexual content (actually a lot in the archives) it is more of an anything and everything journal type blog. The writer also happens to be very into photography and I often just pop in to see what his latest photos posted may be.

JENNY SWALLOWS – Sexy writings and juicy thoughts with a bit of humor can be found at this blog.

KISSINBLUEKAREN - The swinging blog of a gal in Florida named Karen Blue. Here you will find some great stories of her adventures that sometimes include some naughty pictures. There are also a lot of sex toy reviews and an option to pay to see videos. I have not checked that part out, but the swinging adventures are well worth the read.

Literary Wench - A submissive, polyamorous, bisexual gal blogs about sex and relationships, shares poetry, and makes you think about things.

Love and Lust – Sex + art + porn + gibberish (taken from site) is a fitting description for what you may find on this blog. Updated regularly with spicy images and thoughts to go along with them.

Love Hate Sex Cake - The ultra sex blog of Cheeky Minx should have been on last years list, but stupid me just had to round the list down to an even 40. I hope you enjoy the beautifully sensuous, tastefully sexy, and often dreamy images and words of Cheeky Minx as much as I do.

Lusty Lady - The blog of Rachel Kramer Bussel mostly focuses on erotic fiction, but covers a lot of other ground too. I also happen to be a lover of cupcakes so must suggest that you take a peek at her cupcake blog too.

missystarrk - A sex blog done mostly in a journal style, but you really never know what you’ll find week to week. Be sure to check out the we are beautiful project pages.

Molly’s Daily Kiss - A blog from a submissive in the UK that covers a lot of different ground. I have actually not been following this blog for very long, but since I have it has become a regular read.

My Hot Raven - Written by a guy who adores his gal. This blog primarily features photos of Raven and has tiny little stories of the what, where, and why to go along with the pictures. The simple descriptions and way the writer talks about her is what makes it so sexy.

New York Swingers – A couple explores the New York swingers scene and writes about it on this blog. They pretty much cover all aspects of their adventures and thoughts.

Not Your Mothers Playground - The blog of Samantha Fraser. An author, educator and life/relationship coach. – The focus is on open relationships, but this blog covers whatever the writer is thinking about at any given time. Well written and often thought provoking. Not updated tons lately, but well worth checking out.

Open Marriage Life – The blog of a polyamorous sex educator who doesn’t like bare feet, but does like reality tv. This is another blog I recommend reading a few older posts besides the current ones when you first check it it to get a feel for where the writer is coming from.

Our Open Marriage Adventures – A journal style blog that gets very personal and covers all the ups and downs the couple experiences as they explore their sexuality. I have been following this blog since it started and highly recommend it.

Prowling with Kat – At first glance this blog may seem to be a how and why to cheat type blog written from the female point of view it is much more. There is a lot of delving into basic human needs and desires, and the advice section has some interesting and informative stuff for anyone in any lifestyle.

Rachel Rabbit White - Thought provoking, current, and intelligent is how I would describe the writings of Rachel R. White.

Rebecca Ammon - Conversations about Sex, Love, and Relationships. Rebecca touches base with a ton of different subjects on her blog and also features many guest posts on all sorts of sexual topics.

Sex and the Shitty - This blog is full of it. (I found humor in that) The blog is funnier than me, don’t worry. An often (but not always) humor filled look at gender, sexuality, friendship, dating, relationships, accepted norms, and life in general from a gal named Elle and a bunch of other people.

Sex Babble – Lola likes to talk about sex! This is a fun blog written by a fun minded girl. Thoughts, humor, pictures, experiences, and more.

SexinArt.net - SEX – In all its delightful and exciting forms expressed through art. No matter your tastes I think you will find something you can enjoy here.

Sexual adventures of a married woman - A very NSFW journal styled blog that covers the writer’s sex life, fantasies, fetishes and kinks. Photos are often included.

Sexuality & Love in the Arts - A cool blog from a guy named Mark that covers sexuality, relationships, love, ethics, and art criticism. This blog is well written, thoughtful, and is also a great place to find some great art of all types.

Submission and Metaphor - LIFE AND LOVE AS PERFORMANCE ART (that is the tagline) I have actually been stopping in and reading bits of this blog for close to three years now. It has always been a good blog filled with musings that get into your head, but this year I have found myself reading it more often.

The Big Ugly - 10 second timer self-portraits. When I originally stumbled across this gals blog I was immediately impressed.

The Life and Charlotte Times - A great blog out of St. Louis, MO from a gal with lots on her mind and a knack for telling it how she sees it. Polyamorous, adventurous, and outspoken… from parenting to burlesque, Charlotte talks about everything under the sun.

This Could Be Dangerous - The personal blog of Lilly who is also the gal that puts out e[lust] and hosts Wanton Wednesdaywhich I participate in, amongst other things. Most of her posts are related to sex and blogging in some manner, but not all.

Thoughts from a Mystic Satyr – A journal style blog filled with randomness, but focusing on the more sexual and erotic side of life. I have especially been enjoying his Flash Fiction posts the last few months.

That’s all folks!

~ If your blog is on this list you can feel free to place the funky little award icon on your site or if you are not into such things then don’t.
(took all of ten minutes to make)
The same goes for linking back to this page or my site in general.
(Cool if you do and cool if you don’t)

Your blog speaks for itself and that’s why I listed it here.

If you have or know of a sexy blog and think it should be on this list please DON’T submit it to me.
I find the blogs I read through:

  1. Comments on my own blogs
  2. My stats pages by seeing who is linking to me
  3. Comments left on posts I like on other blogs
  4. Link  lists on other blogs
  5. Social networks I participate in

If I find a great blog I start reading it. If posts stay regular and the subjects stay interesting I keep going back. It’s that simple.

As I did last year… I would also like to give a mention to The Swingers Attic. My wife and I run the site and it has so far been a lot of fun. Check it out and feel free to leave comments , offer advice on questions if your in the lifestyle, or even ask a question yourself.

I hope you all have found some new and interesting blog reads.

The sexiest blogs of 2011 always worth a read list

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A little visual foreplay please

18 Dec

My wife calls me a button kisser.
The reason is that I can take half an hour just removing a girls clothes as part of foreplay.
She on the other hand is the type to just strip down and get to it.
We are opposites.
It is funny because so often the stereotypical way people act is that men just want to screw and go to sleep.
Women want lots of foreplay and then cuddles afterwards. I am the stereotypical woman’s fantasy I guess then. I want to partake in mental, verbal, visual foreplay all day and then I like the snuggles after the wild sex.
My wife can skip it all, just fuck, and then pass out into oblivion. No talking afterwards necessary.

Though my wife will play along with me sometimes if I ask nicely I usually must get my foreplay, teasing, and slow moving erotic sex from others.
The others know it, and love it. Often they have husbands who are of the stereotypical male mindset I mentioned above.
I think our backwards from the normal way of being is one of the things that has made us so successful in the swinging lifestyle. We fill the sexual void. The voids being filled also brought us to the world of polyamory. Yes, we identify as both.
I also have had many FWB relationships over the years that involved people who don’t identify as swingers or poly.
Whatever the mindset they come from, we end up getting to know each-other well and all of us can use the term of friend.

My friends with benefits… they all know I am visual.
If not at first they learn soon. I will straight up tell them.
I want/need some visual foreplay to really get into it.
More is better. Dress up in a sexy costume, themed hair, makeup, and role play with me and I will be a happy guy.
Not every time has to be a staged event though.

Just a little will do it.

Strip down naughty and sexy for me please

Setting a mood and creating a huge desire can be so easy, and because I will appreciate it so much it will be fun for both of us.

Strip is sexy for some visual foreplay

Now I will want you twice as much.
Now you will experience twice the heat.
Now you will be rewarded.

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The Maskie That Ain’t So Sexy

18 Dec

My wife is a California Exotic Novelties “SEXPERT” which I have know idea what means, but the title is dang fitting because if anyone is a “SEXPERT” it is she.
What a Cal exotics sexpert does is review products made by California Exotics.
Usually these products are pretty cool.
For example… The Vanity Vr5 vibrator was sent to her from them and it is currently (and has been for a long time) her number one favorite vibe.
Here is a link to the Vanity Vr5 vibrator on Amazon.
Considering we have so many sex toys it has become a storage issue (we use those big plastic totes and stack them in the garage) being the number one vibe is impressive.
They also sent us the Compagnia double ended dildo. This has become her double dong of choice when it comes to playing with her girl friends.
Here is a review of the Compagnia double dildo she did on the Swingers Attic.

Recently though she got a “WTF?” toy from them.
It is the The “Original” Accommodator Latex Dong.

I saw the box and thought “That is a kinda creep’n looking thing.”
The box cover or box art (however you wish to think of it) is NOT sexy. It is creepy and weird in a way I can’t imagine being a sexy thing to anyone who I know.
Then we open the box up. Hmmm…. It is ugly. It is cheep seeming.
It reminded me of the singing in the rain scene from the movie ‘A Clockwork Orange.’
The Accommodator could be a maskie in the movie.
If you have not seen it forever… It is cheep through Amazon.
- 2 Disc special addition
If you have never read the book, but dig the movie I recommend doing so.
Here is a link to the Clockwork Orange Book.
(Sorry to all you that hate the movie)


Tell me the Accommodator couldn’t be used in place of this maskie?
The nose knows.


The girl is stressed, about to be brutally abused with her damaged husband watching in horror… with the Accommodator mask… whoops, I’m mistaken. That is just a maskie.
You do see the resemblance though?
It isn’t meant to be worn like a mask (maskie) yet it neither of us wanted to have a serious picture with it being worn correctly because we both didn’t want to look that stupid.
If a product makes you feel like you look stupid it doesn’t lead to sexy feelings.
I’m not thinking “you look like a freaking dork” is conducive to mind blowing orgasms.

(Anyone turned on?)

Here is what the back of the box says about the product.

It is the standard. Oh ya, how did I live without it, and how did I not know?

So… did we use it? Yep, I put it on and gave it a try. I got laughed at and she kept trying to take pics. (wasn’t happening)
The idea is kinda a good one and maybe a fancy product made with red and pink leather with stretchy stuff in the back to make it snug… plus a fancy silicone dildo with pretty colors swirled through might make for a good lesbian toy, but… this is not only ugly, it is made from nasty latex.
I only tried it for a short period because my face is very sensitive. I am sensitive to latex especially. (bit of a latex allergy built up from years of latex glove use back in the day)
Yup, this product was a complete fail in our home.

Who knows what floats your boat though.
Maybe it looks hot and sexy to you and you’d rather have it be made of latex (wrapped on foam) to keep the cost low than have it made with high quality materials and have to pay big bucks for it.

This is how Cal Exotics describes it:
“Pliable Latex dong fits comfortably on the head of the user, freeing up hands…and tongue, for some serious orgasmic bliss!”
Sounds better in their words.

It is available on Amazon.
The “Original” Accommodator Latex Dong

calexotics

Please note that I am not the SEXPERT. I have included the SEXPERT button (which links to the Cal Exotics site if you click it) because they are the ones that sent the product.

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I’m An Evil Christmas Santa

14 Dec

Ever get a weird or awkward present on Christmas day?
Ever open something in front of your family and gotten embarrassed?
I’m the guy who gives such presents.
Christmas bad humor man
The song is for the Grinch, and I am not a Grinch. (Though a couple years I have been accused of it)
What I am is a person with a weird sense of humor when it comes to Christmas presents.
I have been doing my Christmas gift giving thing since I was a tiny child and really don’t even recall how or why I started.

Some of my best childhood gift pranks that I can remember:
Finger cots for my uncle with “custom condom” written on them. Opened at my Grandmother’s (his mom) in front of close to 50 relatives. I think I was 10 or 11.
A toilette plunger for a cousin with his name engraved on it opened at my great uncles (his father) because he had a habit of plugging things up and was always embarrassed about it. I was 11 or twelve for that one.
A set of 5 ceramic picture frames that I had painted the names Ernie, Terry, Bill, and Mike on with the last one blank for my Aunt. It was opened at her home in front of Ernie who happened to be her 4th husband. I don’t recall my age for that, but it was before high school.

I was honing my skills.
I got very inventive as an adult. The more awkward I could make it the better. Some found humor, some got pissed, and some actually pretended nothing happened.
Sex toys and sexual gag gifts of course made up the bulk of such gifts because it is always nice to have a large dong flop out of a box on the living room floor while grandma is watching, but I liked just giving weird stuff too.
Beautifully wrapped presents with peanut butter pickle sandwiches inside, Chocolates with the best ones taken out, gift certificates to oddball businesses, and of course the required block of fruitcake.

Sadly over the years people became first afraid to open presents from me in front of family and certain friends, and then it became a known prank to the point of it not being funny.
I rarely get a chance to do it anymore because of that.
Dropping of a present to an employee or a newer friend is always fun though.
Timing is however of the essence.
If the audience isn’t there it is no fun.

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Happy Holiday HNT

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Wanton Desire

13 Dec

Ever meet someone that just turns you on like crazy?
Someone who makes you crave?

wanton desire lust and craving

I rarely get to see her because she lives so far away, but she does it for me.
The touch of her skin, the taste of her neck, her fingers tracing their way across my body…
I want her until she drains every bit of sex from me and then I still want more.
She leaves me tired, broken, limp, and incapable of doing what I want, but still I want.
She forces my body to rise to the occasion one more time, maybe twice, sometimes three or four times against its will.
My mind begs my body for one more time before she has to leave again.
She makes it happen.

There are moments between the rapture.
There are moments we do not sweat.
There are moments when the games are set aside.
In these moments…
We talk, we daydream, we laugh, and we wish upon stars.


Toenails… yes they are painted. They usually are.
My wife often paints them in blues and purples. Those are my favorite colors for my own toes.
Sometimes I even paint them myself, but I get in trouble with my wife when I do because I usually pick grey tones, silvers, or blues with a tad of slate to them which my wife claims makes me look like I am dead or a monster of some sort.
This New years eve I believe the lovely creature who is the subject of this Wanton Wednesday post shall be painting them in a frilly color like pink.
I love pink on a woman’s toes, but not so much my own.
I shall not complain though. I will be having a happy New Years, and she can do whatever the heck pleases her.

 

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