Red Region Inferno

We saw this on EdenFantasys site and thought it was just great, so we asked if we could have it as a review product.
It is the I Love You Glass Dildo. They actually have it listed as the Hearts wand dildo, but it says “I Love You” in glass so I am sticking with that.
Valentines is just two weeks away people.
This is about as Valentine’s Day as you can get with a dildo.
This is also just wonderful as a gift for someone you love in general who likes glass toys.
Check the thing out…
Seven and a half inches long, made of pretty clear glass with a tapered and kinda cock shaped head, smooth with bumpy texture from the hearts and I love you written on it in red, a nice base that allows it to stand up and also makes it safe for anal play if that is your thing, and whenever it gets used your lover will think of you because it says “I Love You.”
It also comes with a nice little red velvet bag to keep it in.
That is some good stuff.

Being of a medium girth for a glass wand this thing is good for those who already enjoy glass and for newcomers to the world of glass.
The texture from the red design work and text is smooth, and not extreme. It is pretty light as a matter of fact. That makes it O.K. for someone who needs a bit of texture and also rock’n for those who don’t dig lots of bumps.
My wife said the way the head shifts to the shaft may be a bit intense for some people if they wished to use it anally, but I’m guessing most who would use it that way would be experienced anal play people.
Point being is that it is more suited as a vaginal use toy.

For you people who have never used glass:
Glass sex toys are usually made of borosilicate glass, which is a durable, safe and sturdy material. (Think Pyrex)
This type of glass is easy to clean, and can even be tossed in the dishwasher between uses.
They pretty much last forever. If you buy a glass wand and don’t throw it at a curb or use it to hammer nails into a wall it will most likely not break in your lifetime.
Glass dildos are lube friendly. No matter what your lube choice it doesn’t ruin the glass. You can use silicone, oil, water based etc… and it cleans off easy with a tad of soap.
Glass dildo own the world of temperature variation when it comes to sex toys.
Submerge your glass toy in some hot tap water for ten minutes and it will be just grand for extra warm sensations. It holds the heat well.
You can also chill your glass toys in a fridge or freezer to get into some cold sensations.
WARNING: Don’t do extreme temperature changes to glass toys like from a fridge straight to hot water or vice versa. Extreme rapid temperature changes can weaken or break most anything.
Remember what I said about these things lasting forever? Not so much if you take it from a freezer and drop it in hot water.

So… glass can be groovy for sex play.
This particular glass toy is a perfect gift for a loved one.
I’m happy to have been able to share it just two weeks before Valentine’s Day.
You can get it here!

EdenFantasys sex toys sent us this Heart Wand glass dildo
(they got lots of dildos) free of charge in exchange for an unbiased review.
Check out EdenFantasys for a great selection of adult games, sex toys for men and women, lubes, costumes and more!

A small start-up company called Silky Vibration recently sent us some samples of the Tingle Me panty vibe.
Before I even explain what it is I would like to mention that I was actually very impressed by their packaging.
It is classy, and looks nice in general.
To often a toy comes with crap packaging or something tacky. I like packaging that has class because I like to give toys for little gifts and if it comes in a bad package it isn’t any good for gifting.
I think this type of packaging is right on the money.

So what is it?
It is a tiny heart/butterfly shaped silicone wrapped vibe meant to be placed within a woman’s panties.
It is  powerful for its size and doesn’t make much noise at all.
I think it could easily be worn in public under clothing without anyone hearing it unless it was dead silent in the room.
There is sticky stuff on the back to make this thing stick to the panties and stay in place.
It isn’t super sticky, but that is probably good so adjustments can easily be made and no sticky stuff stays on your panties.

This is what the Tingle Me looks like.

That pic above shows it pretty close to the actual size.

Check these simple instructions:

My only complaints about this product is that it doesn’t last as long as I would have wished and it is disposable.
My disposable complaint is simply an environmental one. If your not a recycling weirdo like me however then this should not be a concern for you as the product is low cost.
My complaint about how long it lasts was because of how I used mine… otherwise I would say not to worry about that either because it lasts plenty long to get the job done in normal situations if you know what I mean.

I would like to mention here also that the vibrations are powerful in a buzzy sort of way rather than a rumbling sort of way.
So… depending on your preferred vibration style this would be really awesome or almost annoying.

Luckily for me my two testers both liked the buzzy style of vibrations and so did my wife who had one to test out on her own.

My overall rating of this product is good.
I’d definitely recommend it as a gift item, something for a fun evening out, a bit of something to spice things up, and as an introductory sex toy.
Also I think because of the cost, simplicity, and packaging it would make for a great party favor item to be given away at bridal showers, dirty 30′s parties, etc…
For more information on the Silky Vibration Tingle me go Here.

My Testing & the testers opinions:
First of all I would like to say that my wife and another female friend who blog and do reviews both got one of these little heart shaped panty vibes of their own and I did inquire as to their findings.
In both cases the product was liked overall and both considered it a great gift idea too.
Being me I couldn’t let it rest at that and had to do my own “research.”
My research was conducted at work.
I basically waited until a regular client came in who had a flirtatious nature (or flirts with me at least) and then introduced the product to them.
They played around with it, made jokes and then started talking of other things. I figured I would need another test subject.
I eventually needed more coffee and said so. She said she would like some too and told me she would tag along to the coffee shop.
I of course said that was cool and in my usual pervy manner suggested she put the panty vibe in her panties before we went.
Took her a couple seconds to decide, but she went for it.
I did need to help her get it adjusted to be in “just the right spot” which was kinda fun/sexy/flirty/naughty as this girl and I have NOTHING going on except some light flirtation.
We walked to the coffee shop.
I asked a few times about it and she said it was good.
She wasn’t acting like anything though.
When we got there we ordered and I tried to hear the buzzing under her jeans, but was not able to do so with the light music and a few conversations going on around us.
We left with our coffees and headed back to my shop.
I asked if it had made her cum yet and she told me it had her right on the edge, but it wasn’t going to happen unless she gave herself a little stimulation.
I said to do it and she said no.
I asked how close she was again and she said it was the edge of it and as soon as she got home she was going to finish.
I asked how long it would take and she said half a second.
We were now at the alley next to the door to my work. I stepped into the alley and said “come her for a second.”
She asked why, but followed.
I said “come here,” and put her against the brick wall of my shop. She looked confused, but her eyes went big when I reached down and applied some circling rhythmic pressure between her legs with my hand.
It took a good ten seconds rather than one, but she leaned into me with her head buried into my neck and grabbed my shoulder as she exhaled with an orgasm.
It was super hot.
I said “come on” and she followed me into the shop. I could tell she was a bit awkward feeling , but extremely turned on.
She went to the bathroom and came back to my work room about 20 minutes later and gave me the little vibe.
We made a couple jokes, she proclaimed that I was the biggest pervert she had ever met, and she couldn’t believe she had just done that. I teased her some (in a good way) but that was all that was said about our walk and the alley.
She left within 15 minutes after finishing her coffee. I’m slightly worried I won’t see her for a while now. Think she was a bit shaken up over the experience.

I washed the thing off and used an HB wipe on it (surface disinfection) before setting it on one of my shelves that I keep weird odds and ends on.

The next day a girl came in to buy a nipple ring for her husband.
This girl I know by name through swinging, but not personally and not through my work.
As I looked for the exact gauge and diameter of ring she had requested she looked around.
She eventually asked about a Bzzz Buddies vibrator I also had out for some reason.
It had no batteries in it.
I told her the little pink thing was a vibe. She picked it up and started messing around with it.
She turned it on and held it to her pants laughing.
She said it wasn’t very powerful.
I told her it was for inside the pants.
She asked if it had ever been used and I told her about the coffee shop adventure the day before, but was vague about certain details and the who of it all because I don’t live in a large city.
She asked if she could try it and I said that not only could she try it, but she could keep it.
Right then and there she put the thing down her pants and fiddled around to get it adjusted.
I think the whole thing was a show to try and peek my interest in maybe asking if her and her husband would like to go out with my wife and I sometimes.
I’m not sure, but maybe she will read this and then tell me if that was so. (hint?)
She paid for her jewelry and left.
About five minutes later I’d guess she came back in and informed me that the thing had completely given out on her before she even left the parking lot.
Bummer!
She asked if I had another and I told her I did not. She said she really liked it and would like one for herself. I said to check my blog and I would be posting the info about the company here.
Anyways… I had fun with this very simple little vibe and wish I had been sent a few more.

My wife is a California Exotic Novelties “SEXPERT” which I have know idea what means, but the title is dang fitting because if anyone is a “SEXPERT” it is she.
What a Cal exotics sexpert does is review products made by California Exotics.
Usually these products are pretty cool.
For example… The Vanity Vr5 vibrator was sent to her from them and it is currently (and has been for a long time) her number one favorite vibe.
Here is a link to the Vanity Vr5 vibrator on Amazon.
Considering we have so many sex toys it has become a storage issue (we use those big plastic totes and stack them in the garage) being the number one vibe is impressive.
They also sent us the Compagnia double ended dildo. This has become her double dong of choice when it comes to playing with her girl friends.
Here is a review of the Compagnia double dildo she did on the Swingers Attic.

Recently though she got a “WTF?” toy from them.
It is the The “Original” Accommodator Latex Dong.

I saw the box and thought “That is a kinda creep’n looking thing.”
The box cover or box art (however you wish to think of it) is NOT sexy. It is creepy and weird in a way I can’t imagine being a sexy thing to anyone who I know.
Then we open the box up. Hmmm…. It is ugly. It is cheep seeming.
It reminded me of the singing in the rain scene from the movie ‘A Clockwork Orange.’
The Accommodator could be a maskie in the movie.
If you have not seen it forever… It is cheep through Amazon.
- 2 Disc special addition
If you have never read the book, but dig the movie I recommend doing so.
Here is a link to the Clockwork Orange Book.
(Sorry to all you that hate the movie)

Tell me the Accommodator couldn’t be used in place of this maskie?
The nose knows.

The girl is stressed, about to be brutally abused with her damaged husband watching in horror… with the Accommodator mask… whoops, I’m mistaken. That is just a maskie.
You do see the resemblance though?
It isn’t meant to be worn like a mask (maskie) yet it neither of us wanted to have a serious picture with it being worn correctly because we both didn’t want to look that stupid.
If a product makes you feel like you look stupid it doesn’t lead to sexy feelings.
I’m not thinking “you look like a freaking dork” is conducive to mind blowing orgasms.

(Anyone turned on?)

Here is what the back of the box says about the product.

It is the standard. Oh ya, how did I live without it, and how did I not know?

So… did we use it? Yep, I put it on and gave it a try. I got laughed at and she kept trying to take pics. (wasn’t happening)
The idea is kinda a good one and maybe a fancy product made with red and pink leather with stretchy stuff in the back to make it snug… plus a fancy silicone dildo with pretty colors swirled through might make for a good lesbian toy, but… this is not only ugly, it is made from nasty latex.
I only tried it for a short period because my face is very sensitive. I am sensitive to latex especially. (bit of a latex allergy built up from years of latex glove use back in the day)
Yup, this product was a complete fail in our home.

Who knows what floats your boat though.
Maybe it looks hot and sexy to you and you’d rather have it be made of latex (wrapped on foam) to keep the cost low than have it made with high quality materials and have to pay big bucks for it.

This is how Cal Exotics describes it:
“Pliable Latex dong fits comfortably on the head of the user, freeing up hands…and tongue, for some serious orgasmic bliss!”
Sounds better in their words.

It is available on Amazon.
The “Original” Accommodator Latex Dong

Please note that I am not the SEXPERT. I have included the SEXPERT button (which links to the Cal Exotics site if you click it) because they are the ones that sent the product.

Tenga Sleeve 3D
That is what this weird looking thing is.

The Tenga Sleeve 3D is a masturbation sleeve that does the trick.
It was sent to us from Babeland as a product to try out and review.
As many of you know… I’m not big on masturbation. I have a lot of problems with self pleasing and usually need some help. (I have been practicing though)
My darling  was kind enough to give me a nice little blowjob kickstart and apply the lube to my cock for my Tenga Sleeve 3D experiment.
I should probably mention here that it comes with some lube.

The Tenga Sleeve 3D very much reminded me of a Tenga Egg. That is a good thing because Tenga Eggs pretty much rock. I told my wife it was very much like one, but thicker and bit bit more squishy. Her reply was “good.” and she kept watching me which made me a bit self conscious so I asked her to tell me a naughty story. She does the naughty stories very well and they help to get me where I’m going when it comes to masturbation.

Anyways, the Tenga Sleeve 3D is very pliable and though it is only four and a half inches long when just sitting there it will stretch to fit most any cock.
The texture you see in the picture above is the texture you get. You pull this thing off it’s stand and turn it inside out for use.
It feels very realistic and gives more of a good blowjob feel than one of sticking it in a girls vagina.
The sleeve itself is made from a very soft thermal plastic elastomer so it is porous and because of that shouldn’t be shared.
Personally I would never wish to share such a toy myself, but figured I should mention that just because you never know what people will do.

Once you cum it is easy to wash this thing off. Soap and water in the sink will do the trick. Just flip it back around so the texture side is out and wash it up.
The product comes with a drying stand.
Just slide it onto the stand and once dry you can slip the clear plastic cover back over it to keep it clean and dust free until you wish to use it again.
I very much liked this stand / storage case it came with.
The only thing I would have added was the ability to screw the clear plastic top onto the case for travel.
Since I am personally not planning on traveling with it though it doesn’t bug me at all, but I can imagine a guy wanting to take this on the road and wishing the case screwed or snapped together.

My final judgement on the Tenga Sleeve 3D… Two thumbs up!
This sleeve does the trick, is reusable, easy to clean, and comes with a drying stand/storage case.
Another win for Tenga!

Related:
See my Thoughtful girls give Tenga post. I told you Tenga Eggs rock.

I am a bit of fiend in certain ways.
Costumes and sticky candies are very much part of my twisted little mind, and I will admit that my hand has guided a candy cane into the sweet spots of many a pretty girls sugar spot.
They melt, they get sticky, it is fun. It is especially fun if they have dressed up as a naughty elf or a Santa girl for me. Once I even played Santa myself and had a team of reindeer. Actually it was just two reindeer, but I pretended it was a team.

Sugars are not always wonderful for a girls PH and some gals don’t dig the sticky.
The menthol is usually a good thing, but some don’t dig that either.
Bummer!

For Christmas fun though there is a candy cane alternative.
Don Wands Glass Pleasure Candy Cane Wand!

The number one big bonus for me with this thing is the not getting a sticky mess all over my girls fun elf costume.
The number two big bonus is that anybody I would have tried to stick a sugary, sticky , soon to be messy candy cane into that may have declined is going to say yes with this one.
It is what it is made for after all.
It is clean, smooth, just the right thickness, and looks both fun and sexy.
“Hey baby, look what Santa has for you!”
(Yes I own a Santa suit)

Since I realize that the average Joe ain’t going to be dressing up as Santa and chasing a naughty elf around the Christmas tree this year I shall jump back to the real world use of this glass candy cane.
(I do suggest  the purchase of a Santa suit and naughty elf costume though – It really is fun)
Or… if you really want to be naughty maybe have her dress up as Santa and chase you around the tree with this glass candy cane!
I’m not talking about a big Santa suit and a beard. I’m thinking something like this one.

Anyways, this festive glass wand by Don Wands makes for an awesome Christmas gift or stocking stuffier no matter your Christmas play tastes.
It is seven and a half inches long with the straight portion being being about six inches. It has a one inch diameter, is made of Pyrex glass (so is great for temperature play) and looks like a Christmas ornament so can be left out in public view.
It is great for both vaginal and anal play, plus the curve makes for a great handle.
Since it is made of Pyrex it is easy to clean and can be put in a dishwasher between uses making it a perfect toy to share amongst friends if like me you are of the not so monogamous sort.

If you would like to get someone this fun Candy Cane as a Christmas gift or for a sexy stocking stuffer you may – Get It Here!

This glass dildo was supplied to my wife by Edenfantasys sex toys free of charge in exchange for an honest opinion of the product. I snagged it from her to use with some naughty elves I know and now refuse to return it.
After much deliberation it has been decided that I must return the candy cane to our home, (it is at my studio) and it shall become a Christmas decoration.
If you happen to be invited to our cookie party I hope you pick up the Candy Cane and give me a wink. I may just decide to ask you to stick around after the party to try on a costume or two.

Happy Holidays!

This is the 10 Function Pure Skin Stud.
My wife tossed it to me from across the room and told me to put batteries in it.

It wasn’t in the package when she tossed it me. (I just like showing stuff in packages because packaging is important to me and I assume some others feel the same way)
When I caught it I almost dropped it. The “skin” on it moves. Or at least it feel s like it does.
They call it Pure Skin®
I don’t know what the heck that exactly entails, but I do know that it is made with Thermoplastic Rubber so this toy isn’t the best to share with lots of people. (It is porous)
If it is just you though… This thing felt mighty real.

It says it has a dual density dong (soft with firm core)
It certainly does, and that makes it even more real, but I hate the word dong. Why the heck does that word have to be used? Seriously… It annoys me and makes me think of 70′s stag flicks for some reason.

Anyways, the reason for the pictures above showing the back of the thing is this… I couldn’t open iot up to put batteries in it.
Vibrator man fail.
My wife was like “What the F are you doing?” as I struggled with it.
I told her and she stomped across the room and tore it from my un-successful hands and showed me that it came open no problem.
Yep… that is my big story for this one.
I also showed it to a girl who doesn’t “do” sex toys. That was a couple days later though.
Hmm… Really not an exciting adventure I guess, but I hate not opening stuff when I am told to by a woman. Especially the wife.

I suppose I can say what my wife thought of this toy.
She liked the realistic feel. She liked that it was above average thick (should that hurt my feelers?) She liked that when you turn it off and on it goes back to whatever vibration setting it was on last.
She loved the little handle type controller and said that in combination with the mini balls it was perfect to hold onto while being used. (She often says toys are not made to be held comfortably)
Her only complaint was that it was made with TPR because she is someone who shares her toys and TPR is no good for that.

I myself didn’t use this product on her/with her so no fun stories to share there either.
Maybe next time :)

10 function pure skin stud – Realistic dildo vibrators – EdenFantasys

This product was sent to my wife by California Exotic Novelties to review. She is a Cal Exotics Sexpert. I am just her goofy husband that off and on helps her with her sex toy reviews.

It has been said that the tradition of Christmas stockings started in Holland during the 16th century. Kids who had not been naughty would leave clogs filled with hay near the fireplace for Santa’s reindeer. The kind and Gracious Santa would leave behind treats for these thoughtful children. Eventually people began using stockings instead and in the self centered way of humans stopped leaving anything for those heard working reindeer.

The tradition of stocking has changed soooo much.
My wife gets a stocking, and so do I. We certainly are not children, and I have never put hay in a clog for reindeer.

My wife even gets two stockings. One by the tree and one in the bedroom. In the bedroom stocking I put the naughty stuff. (Yes, I am Santa. The secret is out)
Since we have been reviewing sex toys the last couple years I have had to change up what those items in her stocking are though. I used to always put in a nice little vibe or tasty lotion, but since we get a bunch of these things each month it makes for a useless present.

Still, sometimes I think… “That would have been perfect!”

This is one of those.

The Doc Johnson Reflections Glass Candy Cane!
This candy cane shaped, red on white striped G spot vibrator made by Doc Johnson was sent to us from Edenfantasys sex toys to review.
Talk about a perfect stocking stuffer!
The Reflections Candy Cane is made of Borosilate glass (Pyrex) so is smooth, easy to clean, and holds temperatures well.
When I mention the temperature thing what I am talking about is that you can put the end of it in a glass of Ice water by the bedside before play time (or warm water) and it will hold the temperature. Temperature play can be very fun. If you have never engaged in it I suggest you give a it a try.
With a vibe like this I recommend the ice water because this little Candy Cane is a perfect helper for some oral sex on your favorite lady friend.
If you are a guy and reading this just think of ice cubes and hot water blow jobs plus vibrations and some texture play.
Yes… She will dig it.

Back to the Candy Cane.
It is smooth, easy to clean, waterproof, transfers vibrations very well, and according to my wife has a great curve for shallow G-spot stimulation.

The red stripes looked very delicate to me when I first checked this toy out and played the ice water plus oral sex game, but they are not. The ridges give a lot of texture on the otherwise extremely smooth toy.
It isn’t a very big toy (just six and a half inches in total length) so it is also good if your oral ice water play turn into some F’n. It is small enough that you can easily use it as a clitoral vibe while doing the horizontal mambo. (I just had an urge to say that)

So my opinion of the Reflections Glass Candy Cane is that it is a dang nice toy even without being just PERFECT for a fun and spicy gift.
Since it is just perfect I am giving it my wholehearted recommendation as a perfect stocking stuffer for your special someone.

Get it here!

The Reflections Glass Candy Cane – a perfect sexy stocking stuffer

A bit more about clogs, stockings, and tradition:
The story I told about tradition of Christmas stockings starting in Holland during the 16th century is just one of many. Hundreds even. Nobody is in perfect agreement as the true origins are mostly lost, but there does exist some almost for sure stuff.
Take Christmas out of the story and go back a bit farther and we find a tradition where children would placed their boots, filled with tubers, straw, or sugar, near the chimney for Odin’s flying horse, Sleipnir, to eat. Odin in turn would would reward those children for their kindness by replacing Sleipnir’s food with gifts or sweet stuff.
After Christianity swept through the cold lands of Odin the practice continued, but became associated with Saint Nicholas rather than Odin, and poor old Sleipnir was replaced with flying reindeer which originally had no name.
The most commonly told story about why people started hanging stockings is actually one about a nobleman who became widowed and spent all his money before his daughters got married off. Without dowries his daughters would have been left without husbands.
Saint Nicholas (good chap the he is known to be) was peeking in their window (it never really mentions why, but I find it kinda pervy myself) and found all the girls had went to bed.
Since he didn’t want to get caught in the house (that is my guess) he climbed up on the roof and dropped three bags of gold down the chimney. Each bag landed in a sock.

That is the oldest version of the tail. There are about a thousand and one variations of it with most not making Nick out as a peeping Tom, and often it is a golden ball or apple instead of a bag of gold.
It is though… in essence, the same story.

Most of the harness systems floating around my home are of the ‘O’ ring type.
They work very well and it is easy to find many attachments for such harnesses. There are times however when such harness systems are a pain to use.
When is that?
It is when you want to swap out your dildo super fast.
The most common time for such a need is if you want to swap the dildos out from small to medium and then to large… or maybe even up to SUPER sized without taking a break.
If you have no idea why a person would wish to do something of that sort just forget about it because it wouldn’t apply to your needs.

Quick change strap on play.
If you want to swap your dildo out super fast the way to go is the Doc Johnson Vac-U-Lock system.
You can actually pull the dildo off and slam another one on in under a minute.
I kid you not.
Back in my naughty photo/video work days the Doc Johnson Vac-u-lock system was the ONLY strap on system I used for shoots. It was quick and simple. It saved time, and it worked well.

This is how it works…

That weird plug thingy snaps onto the harness with regular snaps just like you have on a jacket.
The dildos are hollow so you just slide them over the plug. The shape of the plug makes it so the dildo goes on easy, but doesn’t fall off. Cool beans!

Your supposed to use some special powder stuff on the plug to make it easy on and off, but I always lose it and just use talc or cornstarch.

I should note here that when I say you can just pull the dildo off and slam on another one it actually takes a good pull, and a bit of twisting sometimes. You will need to brace your other hand on the harness yourself too.
I must admit it is kinda funny to yank someone around the room by pulling on their strapped on dildo though. (Or at least I find humor in such things)

Anyways… the system works pretty good and has been around a long time so all sorts of harnesses are available to fit most budgets and attachments are a’ plenty.

You can see a few examples below.

These images are all from Edenfantasys rather than myself.
If you click an image it will take you to the product page.

Vac-u-lock realistic dildo - Note the hole at base

These are popular realistic dongs.
7 inches long, 1 ½ inch thick & veined.
Could give me a size complex though. (kidding)

The Mr. Marcus – harness and dildo set

The whole set up here…
Another realistic dong and this time it really could give me a size complex.
This huge black cock is 8 1/4″ long and 2″ in diameter.
Notice the little white squeeze thingy? That is the Vac U Lock powder stuff I mentioned earlier.

Double the fun with the Double penetrator dildo

This double penetration dildo is mighty nifty. Makes me wish I had a double cock myself. I’m thinking I’d be the life of the party, but who knows… Maybe I’d be to freaky for anyone to want to get their freak on with if I had such a combo tool.
Anyways… I have actually never seen this one in real life and have never seen one exactly like it in use. I just included it here because I ran into it on the Edenfantasys site and thought… “That could be kick ass to see in action.” For all I know it sucks. Don’t consider my inclusion of it here a recommendation or anything.
If you do get it or already have one, I’d love it if you sent me a note telling me how well it works or not.

The Ultra harness 3000

Your basic leather G-string style Vac U lock harness. This one is low cost, does the trick, and has an opening under the area the dildo goes. Why is that cool? It is cool because when a girl has this on you can still get to her goodies from behind.
In other words… while she is fucking her girlfriend you can get in behind and make her feel like the center of the world. Or if that isn’t your cup-O-tea (and why wouldn’t it be?) you can help out with toys or whatever.
The product description says it works for a man to wear this one too. Seems your jewels can just hang right out that open spot. Ain’t tried that myself, but makes sense.
Doc Johnson makes a few different harnesses for the Vac U Lock system and ‘most‘ of them work pretty good.
My only complaint is that they don’t make any super fancy or pretty ones.
Not every girl needs a purple leather with rhinestones garter styled strap on harness, but some do.
All of the harnesses Doc Johnson makes for this system are visually blah.

OK, I’m done yakking about harnesses and dildos.
Go strap one on!

After reading this post my wife has instructed me to include a link to the The super vac-u-lock – realistic dildo because she says it is her favorite vac u lock dildo, is a pretty pink, works with O ring harness systems, and is made of body safe silicone. (Thank you darling) *sarcasm*

You can view all of EdenFantasys selection of Vac-U-Lock and Powerlock Dongs and Dildos here.
Or… you can
browse the patent dildo locking systems section of Edenfantasys and see some of the great sets they offer.

Are you scared?

Should be… My wife can be a freaking bitch with a capitol B!
She knows it too.
She is a true She Devil.
Wants her way, gets it or else. I easily admit I am NOT the boss in my home.
The picture above is scary in a satanic / exorcist type way, but the real deal is that her facial expression above isn’t the one that causes me to shiver with fear.

This next picture now…

That is the look that I must be wary of.
It basically has about a million meanings that all come down to one thing.
“Watch your next step Aarron.”
That is the look I get when I do or say something I shouldn’t have.
It is the look I get when I didn’t agree in the right way she wished.
There are a ton of variations of that particular look, but they are always trouble.

It isn’t the I want something form you Aarron look.
It is the “you just fucked up” look.

Her I want something and you wont give it so please change your mind look is more like this next one.

Not scary at all, and I know I won’t get in trouble for not going along, but I should anyway.
I like this look.

The horns…
Babeland sent us these horns.
It is a little “horny” headband.
Wondering why a store that sells sexy fun stuff would send us a horny headband to check out just before Halloween?
Because one of these horns is a vibrator.
Hustler’s Horny Devil Vibrating Headband

I think most anybody could have fun with a product like this on Halloween (or for any costume party)
We already have our costumes for our naughty Halloween party so these horns aren’t heading to that one.
We are doing some vanilla (non swingers) parties this year though and these horns will make an appearance then.
My wife will be the devil (because she really is one sometimes) and I will most likely be the one ripping her horns off to “show” it to certain pretty vanilla girls while we are out and about.
Sometimes all it takes is a little bit of devilish innuendo to get the ball rolling for what would have a been a boring conversation to become a sizzling conversation leading up to sex.
Yep… I will play on the horny devil theme to turn that nights twosome into a threesome I’m sure.
Is it wrong I plan ahead like that?

Also as swingers we get many an opportunity to play sexy dress up that vanilla people don’t.
Lifestyle clubs have themed nights, costumed nights, and in general would be perfect for a girl to dress in a sexy red dress with little devil horns.
Being devilish at a swing club is an invite for sexual innuendos and flirtation.
Having a horn that vibrates just ups the fun.

OK, enough of my babble.

The horns:

• Horn size: 3″ x 1″ each
• Headband: adjustable (fits approximately 5″ to 7″ head width)
• Material: Silicone horns,ABS headband
• Batteries: two micro-button (included)

Get them at Babeland!

Babeland has these little kits called Honeymoon in a box.
They have them in three versions.

The Honeymoon in a Box for gay guys, the Honeymoon in a Box for lesbians, and the Honeymoon in a Box with no designation as to whom it is for. I’m guessing that means straight folks, but maybe it is for bisexuals. (Things that make ya go Hmmm)
The for lesbians moniker applied to the set is what actually made me pay attention to this set when I was taking pictures of the products for my wife’s sex toy review site.
I thought “why is this for lesbians?”
I suppose it doesn’t really matter, but it still made me think “hmmm.”
Long story short… gay, lesbian, straight, transgender, bisexual, or whatever you decide to call yourself (HUMAN) this is a nice little set.

It comes in this nice classy box with some low key ribbon that says stuff like explore, surprise, imagine, exhale, dream, squeeze, embrace… and more stuff of that sort. It looks dang good.

I don’t wrap well, and I really don’t like going out to get separate packaging for gifts, so this is just great. Score one to Babeland for the wonderful packaging on this one!

Great packaging or not it is more important what is in the box than what the box itself looks like.

So… take a peek.

Did you notice the Babeland tissue in the box? Yep, nice packaging.

First I will point out the Shag Factory Finger Vibe. This small soft, squishy contraption attaches to your finger and has a bullet vibe to give a girls bean a tingle. (Did you like how I called it a bean?)
I guess you could call this item kinda lesbian-centric as a couples toy because men are all about penetration and the majority (though not all) of women are more into clitoral stimulation. Nah… I’m reaching. A guy can use this on a gal just as easy as two gals can play with it.
Anywho… it has three speeds and uses watch batteries (they came with)

Next we have the Babeland Body Lickable Oil. This all-natural stuff is made with organic sweet almond oil and can be licked up without nasty taste getting in your mouth. Makes that shiny soft skin look on your lover super appealing after a rubdown. You can also use this stuff for oral sex, but please take note that almond oil is a latex condom killer.

Flower Balm is tingle stuff. This stuff ain’t my cup-o-tea. I’m not knocking the product, I don’t like any of these peppermint concoctions. Some people however love the stuff. Flower Balm is made with wild oat extract and a blend of menthol and peppermint. My wife said it is not overly powerful and gives off more of a cool refreshing feeling than buzzy tingles. I can’t say much except what she said because I didn’t actually check it out myself because it ain’t my cup-o-tea. (just wanted to say that one more time)

On to the BabeLube! We didn’t open the Babelube because we had no need. We already have Babelube on the dresser next to the bed, in our swingers bag, and in our secret stash spot in the living room. We both like Babelube. This water-based stuff is glycerin-free, non-staining, gluten-free, and works on sensitive people without issues. It is medium thick, gel like, has almost no taste, and gets slippery again fast with just a spritz of water.

Last and probably least when it comes to the needs of my readers who are I’m guessing a bit more sexually experimental and experienced than the average human is the Dirty Dice.
If you don’t already have a set of these or something similar stashed someplace in your home you probably did at one point. I consider these a goofy novelty product with a purpose. They are to me kinda lame. No… a lot lame. Even so, I have a few different versions of sex game dice stashed around my home and have actually used them on occasions. Lame or not, these types of dice can get the ball rolling sexually, and I imagine they would be good for creating a bit of variety in foreplay if you are in a rut.
Dirty Dice aside, the Honeymoon in a Box (lesbian version) is still a great little collection of sexy stuff that also comes packaged to please.

You can Get it here!