Red Region Inferno

I do these artsy fun things I call SIZZLES which many of you know about, but I rarely do two from the same original artwork.
Shouldn’t even say rarely. This is the first time I have.

#1

#2

Couldn’t help it. I was having fun messing around with them and they both came out so sexy.
You can check them out bigger in my SIZZLES section on Imagekind.
You can also find the watercolor and ink I did originally (if you so desire) in my concupiscence section on the same site.

The actual title for this sexy artwork is “Intensity.”
It is watercolors on paper.
The wording I added for this post is from a a song called “little dove” by Faster Pussycat.
Faster Pussycat was a successful hair/glam/hard rock band back in the 80′s and early 90′s.
They still exist, but don’t have the fame they once had.
This particular song was off of their 1989 album called Wake Me When It’s Over.
These are the lyrics:

I’m your door to door lover
I’m your cyclone pacifier
I’m your cheap trick honey
And my baby’s my bionic liar
I don’t bleed cause the gasoline
That flows right through my veins
I’m a motor at heart
And if I don’t start
I get pissed off just the same
Your high heeled river of love
Is drippin down your thighs
It seems like my lover’s
Finally satisfied
Blow my whistle, rock me little dove
Rock my missile, blow me little dove
She’s a super sex junkie for money
Sometimes she does it for fame
She prefers cash to a hot seat on the dating game
I’d like to seize ya, I’d like to please ya
By customizing your frame
With the oil of lover, that some keep in a glove
But I just let it spray
Your high heeled river of love
Is drippin down your thighs
It seems like my lover’s
Finally satisfied
Blow my whistle, rock me little dove
Rock my missile, blow me little dove
Your high heeled river of love
Is drippin down your thighs
It seems like my lover’s
Finally satisfied
Blow my whistle, rock me little dove
Rock my missile, blow me little dove

The sexiest blogs of 2012

This is it guys and gals…

I deliver unto you the official sexy blog list of 2012.
AKA – Inferno’s always worth a read list.
Sexuality, polyamory, swinging, stories, sexy humor, erotica and life in general.
These are the blogs that have consistently kept putting out posts worth reading.

This year 40 blogs have made the list.

Obviously they are not in order of best to worst as it is impossible to number such blogs of various subjects. These are all great blogs in one way or another and offer up some sexy mind food.

Enjoy!

AbSINthePassion – The blog of Mr. and Mrs. AbsinthePassion. Well written, insightful, fun, sexy, sometimes serious and definitely worth a read.

A tale of Bi and Bi – A mostly sex blog from a geeky, kinky, and open minded couple who are both bisexual.

At Longing’s End – The blog of Mina and Sylvanus. Mina is a 30 something year old gal who describes herself as short, curvaceous and spunky. Sylvanus is the male half and husband of Mina. He claims to be vintage 1977. They have a nontraditional and nonmonogamous marriage. They also have a small collection of recipes posted. Be sure to check it out.

Being Bella – The blog of a 30-something mom, wife and lover, trying out the open marriage/swinging thing with her husband of 10+ years.

Being Black Silk – This blog is predominantly a sex toy review blog. I usually don’t find much sexiness in a review and if a site is more than 50% reviews it is not very interesting to me. This blogger however makes her reviews sexy in themselves with her very original, thought out, and nicely composed sex toy photos. Besides the reviews you will also find other fun pictures, drawings, fiction, and non fiction.

Confessions of a Swinger’s Wife – Journal styled blog mostly concerning swinging and related subjects. Lots of thoughts on life and sex in general are shared here on this blog.

Curvaceous Dee – The blog of a pansexual, polyamorous, fat, kinky, New Zealander by the name of Dee. Great writing and fun attitudes abound.

Frisky in the 916 – The very random blog of Jack and Jill. Stories, fantasies, pictures, and more. Sometimes funny, sometimes very personal, mostly just fun.

Hotwifing Exposed – Fantasy and the real deal too. The blog of a married couple in the UK.

(It Girl. Rag Doll) – A well written and thought provoking blog dealing primarily with sexuality and erotica.

It’s Just A Hobby – The blogs tagline is “Stuff about sex, politics and the law.” Thoughtful and questioning with a sprinkle of kink on top is how I would describe it. Not being USA based (as I am) the politics and laws are not always familiar to me, but the topics are universal.

Learning to… – A journal styled blog of a gal/couple that pretty much touch on most aspects of life. This blog once was called “Learning to swing,” but then life turned them vanilla with sprinkles.

My Dissolute Life – Husband, Father, Slut. Blogger. (that is the tagline on the site) You will find a lot of varied subject matter on this journal styled blog.

My Whole Sex Life – This blog covers a ton of subjects in regards to sex and sexuality. The part I enjoy most however is what you will find when you click the tab that says Evoë’s Blog.

Pieces of Jade – A fun and kinky girl shares her adventures in words and photos on this blog. I have followed Jade for a long time and the only reason this is the first time listing her blog on my sexiest blog list is because I had previously listed her no longer updated (A Poly Life) in 2011 and 2010.

Rebels Notes – This blog from Marie Rebel is a journal style blog that covers many aspects of her life and fantasies with a lot on her D/S lifestyle. She also hosts Wicked Wednesdays, which is a sexy blog meme I have sporadically participated with this last year.

Sex with Rose – A self described amazon (as in tall) by the name of Rose blogs about her sex life, and sex in general.

Swinging Gemma – The adventures of Gemma and Jake, both real ones and fantasies. This is a fun and varied blog to read.

Synergistic Energy Exchange – Journal styled blog with advice and food for thought thrown in. The blogger covers a lot, but her primary focus is sacred sexuality and relationships.

The secret life of a naughty kitty – A girl “kitty” shares her sexual thoughts and adventures in a fun way on this journal styled blog.

The Sexual Life Of A Wife – I ran into this blog at the end of 2011 and thought it interesting. A year later I still do.

Week Bi Week – A couple who are poly, both bi, kinky, kinda (or sometimes) swingers… What more do you need in a blog writing team?

2 years running!
The following blogs have made the always worth a read list two years in a row.

Anal Amy – If you like a good sexy story then you just may love this blog. (2 years listed)

A Slut’s Memoir – The blog of a submissive masochist slut from my home state. If I kept a list of the “naughtiest” bloggers A Sluts Memoir would be up in the top ranks. Lots of detailed experiences and thoughts on this blog. (2 years listed)

Crevice Canyon – Not a lot of posts on this blog, but when it is updated the posts are always entertaining and fun. I am a quality over quantity type guy so Crevice Canyon makes the list. The blogger describes herself as a sex positive, smut brained, curvy, queer, filthy tomboy femme who loves to frolic on the pervy side of life. (2 years listed)

Evil Slutopia – Last year I described Evil Slutopia as heavily opinionated and in your face on a multitude of topics, and mentioned that find the extremely liberal one moment then conservative the next viewpoints very entertaining. That all still stands. That makes for a great blog. (2 years listed)

KissinBlueKaren – A general sex blog of a high caliber with the added bonus of some great swinging adventure stories. You will find a little bit of everything here from product reviews to advice. (2 years listed)

Love Hate Sex Cake – Musings on a libidinous life. Here you will find the beautifully sensuous, tastefully sexy, and often dreamy images and words of Cheeky Minx. (2 years listed)

MissyStarrk – A personal sex blog done mostly in a journal style. A lot of ground gets covered here, ranging from personal thoughts and feelings to adventures and sexcapades. (2 years listed)

Molly’s Daily Kiss – A blog from a submissive in the UK that covers a lot of different ground. I actually enjoyed this blog so much that it inspired me to sporadically participate in a meme she hosts called Sinful Sunday throughout this last year. (2 years listed)

Rebecca Ammon – Conversations about Sex, Love, and Relationships. A general topic sex blog with a slant towards the swingers lifestyle. Lots of different subjects are covered here in a usually light and playful manner. (2 years listed)

Sexual adventures of a married woman – A very NSFW journal styled blog that covers the writer’s sex life, fantasies, fetishes and kinks. Photos are often included. (2 years listed)

The Big Ugly – 10 second timer self-portraits from Lauralyn. You will be impressed. (2 years listed)

3 years running!
These next blogs have made my sexiest blogs of the year list 3 times in a row.

Dick n Jane – Though post frequency dropped a bit this year for this blog, Dick n Jane is still one of the best all around personal style sex themed blogs online. Dick n Jane deliver with advice to add spice, sex education, personal thoughts, shared experiences, and random posts that just set you to thinking. (3 years listed)

Having my cake & eating it too – The sensual blog of Joanna Cake. This blog covers as she puts it “all the elements of a being a woman.” Thought provoking, sometimes sad, often sexy, occasionally eye opening, and always worth a read. (3 years listed)

Hubmans’s Hangout – This blog is sexy because of the writers attitude. Though you can find some sexual content (actually a lot in the archives) it is more of an anything and everything journal type blog. The writer also happens to be very into photography and I often just pop in to see what his latest photos posted may be. (3 years listed)

Jenny Swallows – Sexy writings, juicy thoughts, and more fill this blog with a nice taste of humor thrown in. Written well and always fun. (3 years listed)

Love and Lust – Sex + art + porn + gibberish (taken from site) is a fitting description for what you may find on this blog. As a side not I will also mention that I have taken to following this bloggers tumblr too. It is primarily filled with pictures of pretty girls and sexy things shot in a semi romanticized or artistic manner. (3 years listed)

New York Swingers A couple involved with the New York swingers scene write about their adventures and thoughts on the subject. Their personal accounts and answers to their “ask me anything” offer for readers have added up over the life of this blog resulting in a virtual treasure trove of information. (3 years listed)

Thoughts from a mystic Satyr – A journal style blog filled with randomness, but focusing on the more sexual and erotic side of life. A lot ow well written fiction this year. (3 years listed)

That’s all folks!

~ If your blog is on this list you can feel free to place the funky little award icon on your site or if you are not into such things then don’t.
(took all of ten minutes to make)
The same goes for linking back to this page or my site in general.
(Cool if you do and cool if you don’t)

Your blog speaks for itself and that’s why I listed it here.

If you have or know of a sexy blog and think it should be on this list please DON’T submit it to me.
I find the blogs I read through:

Comments on my own blogs
My stats pages by seeing who is linking to me
Comments left on posts I like on other blogs
Link lists on other blogs
Social networks I participate in
If I find a great blog I start reading it. If posts stay regular and the subjects stay interesting I keep going back. It’s that simple.

I hope you all have found some new and interesting blog reads.

Thought I would share this here thinking that some of the Inferno readers would be interested.
Original art giveaways by yours truly…
Check it out here.
This is the current one up for grabs

It will be shipped with matting to a size of 12″ x 16″ and the entry deadline is December 21st.

My daughter and I draw together all the time.
She tells me what to draw, how to do it, and what with.
This one was done while watching a cartoon movie.
She helped by picking out (every few seconds) a color for me to switch to and use.
We used Crayola crayons and some oil pastels (forget what type) on some regular drawing paper.
Sometimes we make a whole pile of drawing in a row.
Sometimes she draws with me or we take turns working on a piece.
She is pretty dang good for 4 when she is in the mood.
It is fun stuff.

So… we did this fun run thingy about three weeks ago that had a weird twist to it.
They throw paint packets at you!
The idea is to wear a white shirt and after the 5k run it is a colorful mess.

Our adventure took place in Magnuson Park, Seattle Wa.

This is us after the race.

We are a mess.
The stuff doesn’t come off very easy either (just for the record)

Those big bugg’n shades by the way served as eye protection. They DO throw the stuff straight at your face.

I’m one of those guys that does a lot of races each year and I am all about the bananas afterwords and getting my T shirt.
(I actually run these things mostly for shirts)

They did have the bananas, but no oranges, recovery beverages, muffins… or other mummies I expect from a big race.

Me with my banana!

You can see how covered I am in colors.
That shirt was pure white when I started.

I luckily chose to wear some throw away shorts instead of any good running ones for fear the color wouldn’t come out. (I was right)

Lastly… a close up (with banana) of my paint smeared head!

If this post made you get the urge to run colorfully you can check out the site for this event here… CMY5K
I will warn you however that the race was NOT organized super well.
Not a total cluster F, but still kinda a messy deal.

Better organized (and more rewarding after) was the Mud & Chocolate trail race we did the next weekend.
It was at Soaring Eagle Park in Sammamish. (Redmond area)
They actually gave out chocolate medals!
and… unlimited gourmet chocolate treats.
I successfully ate myself sick.

There is actually no real reason for this post except to say I really like it when a girl strikes this pose to say “come and get me.”

I call it “Legs up come and get me”

(I’m so obvious with titles)

SIZZLES

Ménage à trois
It must have been the wine!

The other night we had asked a friend over for some wine.
It was not to be anything except a vanilla evening because my wife felt like crud she said.
She was also grumpy to the extreme.
Nothing was going to be happening in the sexy arena at all she said.
We drink red and the girl drinks white.
I had to make a trip to the store.
Ménage à trois wines have a good reputation from what I have heard. I bought a bottle.

Since I had been told no hanky panky was to be taking place I drank a bit more than I usually would if we had such a pretty guest over. (alcohol makes my willy not wish to come out and play)
I ended up getting a good buzz and then even though I had doubts about my functioning couldn’t keep my mind off the idea.

Wine seemed to bring back my wife’s good spirits.

I ended up asking, but received only jokes at first.
“How long will it take to get it up?” type questions *grrr*
Since I had had more wine than normal I couldn’t really give a good answer, but I asked for them to try and I would do my best.
Eventually they did decide to give it a try.

W00t W00t… It worked out fine.

Ménage à trois wines says this about there whites:
“Three different grapes add up beautifully in our Ménage à Trois White. The Chardonnay is rich and firm. The Muscat is wild and exotic. The Chenin is soft and supportive. Together they make the perfect threesome. Think of it as a trip to the islands without the worry of sunburn or bugs. It’s undeniably fruity and unabashedly easy. It’s meant to be quaffed, not analyzed. You’ll fall in love with this wine’s crisp acidity, and citrus and tropical fruit flavors.”

Sold me!
Or at least the other night did.

As for the name… (From Wikipedia)
Ménage à trois (French pronunciation: [menaʒ a tʁwa]) is a French term which originally described a domestic arrangement in which three people having sexual relations occupy the same household – the phrase literally translates as “household of three”. In contemporary usage, the meaning of the term has been extended to mean any living relationship between three people, whether or not sex is involved,[citation needed] but because it has also been extended to refer to the actual sexual act between three people, otherwise known as a threesome, the term retains its suggestive quality.

The girl:
Luscious and amazing.
I hope to share the wine many more times with her.

“A nocturnal emission involves either ejaculation during sleep for a male, or lubrication of the vagina for a female.It is also called a wet dream, and is sometimes considered a type of spontaneous orgasm.”
I grabbed that from the Nocturnal emission wiki on Wikipedia.

I have had 2 of those in my life. Once was as a teenager and the other was at age 33.
Weird stuff to say the least, and I woke both times.

That is not what this post is about though.

It is about weird sex dreams.
My most recent bout of weird sex dreams involves being slippery/gooey/wet.
Almost like being covered in thick slippery lube. It is very slippery.
I’ve had about a dozen dreams like that recently and don’t have a clue why.
In my dream everything is covered in wetness. It is tasteless yet fresh. Like really good water.
It is honey like in thickness though.
The girl and I slip and slide together, but also kinda meld into each other.
It is like we become one thing for a bit through the experience.

I took a couple pictures and made this naughty gif for demonstration purposes.

It isn’t exactly what it is like in my dream, but it is the best I could do without spending tons of time on it.
Freaky looking I think.

Now the weirdest part of my dreaming this is that I don’t dig being wet for sex.
I like to be dry. That straight from the shower or hot tub shit ain’t me.
I want the feeling of smooth dry skin when I start for both myself and my partner. Wet is sticky.
This dream has no sticky to it.
I do like becoming slippery during sex from sweat.
That is sexy. I don’t often do it because my heart needs to beat fast to make me sweat, and I can’t break a sweat from running less than two miles.
Heart beet is affected by excitement. If I sweat during sex (unless it is marathon long super active sex) it is because you as a partner have excited me into an extra rapid heartbeat. In other words… “Thank you for the amazingly extra special good orgasm!”

So… what the frig is this weird dream about?
It is driving me batty.

My sex dreams usually run in series.
(Subject/theme/location/action)
Repeats with slight variations.

I had one about sex with a butterfly once for about a month and then this chick came and got big butterfly wings on her back. We ended up friends.
I saw those wings a lot. Cool gal.

When I was in my early twenties I had repeat dreams of having groupies beating down my hotel door for sex and then becoming vampires and draining my blood.
I became that year extremely well known in two of my artistic fields to the point of having crazy chicks actually hunting out my hotel room and trying to get in for the deed constantly.
It wasn’t exactly groupies in droves, but enough to make me gun shy when people talked to me. It was the seed that made me reclusive and drop out of everything years later.

Yup, weird sex dreams.
We have all had them I think.
This one though is freaking me out.

About the image:
It is a moving gif made from just two pictures.
The pictures are not recent.
That is me on the bottom and the girl on top probably wouldn’t like that I used the images in this manner because it really isn’t flattering at all.
(If you see this – sorry)
She is in real life a very pretty girl who is sexy, sweet, and has a fabulous sense of humor to top it off.
The girl in the gif is NOT the girl in the dream.
When the pictures were taken we were both completely dry except where wetness was both required and produced naturally.

A fun accident when slapping on the photo skins to make the pictures all wet looking was that many things became almost embossed looking.
Some became odd indents… like the tattoos on my legs and my hand on her bottom, while other bits became bubbles, like in her hair.
I love accidents like that. (even when not flattering)

What’s your favorite sexual act / situation?
I’m not talking about fantasy land. I’m talking the for real deal.
I’m talking about what you NEED.
What do you dig that really gets you going on a regular basis?

For me…
It is a double blowjob.

It is a visual and mental thing.
It is hot and sexy.
It turns me on like nothing else. (except a few odd things that I can’t have often enough to count)
I think for most guys it is awesome. It is something loved by almost every dude that is lucky enough to have them on a regular or even rare basis.
It is a fantasy for many a guy who lives a life of monogamy.
Yup… It is awesome.

The only problem is that sometimes one girl is much better at giving head than the other.
It really shows in this scenario.
A woman that is on her own pretty decent may all of a sudden seem very lacking in skills if her blowjob teammate has mad skills.
As they go back and forth you really notice it.
As Jeffrey Lebowski (AKA The Dude) would say… “bummer man.”

On the other hand you sometimes get that perfect blend.
Two girls that are semi close in the skills department, but with slightly different styles.
That is the ultimate of sweet moments.

Now I know there is many a man in the world that will say “no blowjob is a bad blowjob,” but I can say with perfect assurance that none of the men who say that have had enough different people give them blowjobs to make a statement like that.

Sure… most blowjobs are nice.
Just like most bacon is good.
Most potato chips give you that hard to eat just one craving.
A massage will relax you most of the time, and a nap is going to make you better rested most of the time.

Sometimes people overcook or under cook that bacon though. I’ve tried chips so nasty I spit them out, and I have had a few massage therapist that really F’d me up.
As for naps, (which I love) I’ve on a few occasions woken from a nap to feel like crud, or even have a headache.

All in all though, more than 9 out of 10 times that double BJ is just dandy.
and… It is my favorite thing.

On the art:
Very loosely done and with materials I don’t usually use.
After taking a pic and putting it into Photoshop to add the text was when I really looked at it.
Umm… I shoulda cleaned it up a bit more. What a mess.
For those of you who liked it and didn’t notice I am sorry to even point it out, but wtf was I doing with that hand?
It is like a harpy claw!
Yuk.
So not sexy.
The whole thing is a mess, but I just can’t believe I let that claw slip through.
I almost fixed and re-shot the picture, but decided it didn’t really matter to much.
Plus, maybe somebody has a claw fetish.