Red Region Inferno

Valentine’s day…
I woke up yesterday morning with a rock hard cock and was not thinking of the romantic.
I know I’m supposed to be full of love and whatnot on Valentine’s day, but I woke up desiring newness.
Newness is sexy in itself.
I wasn’t  in the mood for romantic loving.
Naughty is what I wanted. Naughty, teasing, slutty fun.

I needed a naughty Valentine.

Didn’t happen though.
Instead I work  all day.
It was just another day.
My wife had woken with a sore throat and I have a cold.
No blow-job even for Valentine’s night.
Poor Selfish me.
The world must be ending.

So… this picture is one I already had. It is from a photo set I haven’t showed on here. (maybe someday I will)
I screwed around with a photo editor to give it some zing. Don’t really dig how it came out, but I procrastinated and didn’t have much time.
Maybe I will screw with a few more of her pictures and make a file called “For Next Valentine’s Day” because the girl is super cute and so is her costume.

Want more Valentine’s day fun? Check out my Valentine Lust post.
More Valentine’s babble and a very sexy picture of a very sexy girl who tastes like watermelon.

Happy Wednesday.
Be Naughty!

Ah… Christmas.
Gives me one more excuse to show some cute costume pictures.
Already posted these Elf teaser pictures and a Peppermint Candy picture this season.
Oh, how I love my costumes.

If you paid close attention you will have noticed that the peppermint candy girl is wearing the same costume as my helper above.
They are different sizes however because the above Santa’s helper (Just call me Santa) is almost waif like thin and Mrs Peppermint Candy possesses a bit of a booty along with a body proportional to go along with it.
This Santa does like his variety though.
As a matter of fact… This Santa thinks that variety is the spice of life when it comes to his helpers.

Enjoy the day my friends, taste many dishes, smile, and as you go into the new year… do so with a positive mind set and a promise to yourself to make time for fun.

Love me an elf that digs it when I say “Ho Ho Ho.”

This particular naughty elf has very nice legs me thinks.

These pictures are just some fun ones I picked to post here on Red Region Inferno because I thought it would up everyone’s holiday spirits and get people in a Christmas is coming mood.
I know taking such pictures ups my mood.

If you dig the cute elf pic you can see more of this gal at Christmas time on The Swingers Attic. I used the pics for this years Merry Christmas and happy New Year post. Or will be using them. Obviously it isn’t Christmas time yet.

Got a sexy elf costume of your own?
You should.

Check out some Sexy Elf Costumes on Amazon

Also, since I am talking Christmas and costumes…
Check out these Sexy Santa Boots! (also on Amazon)

I usually stick to sexy shoes for my costume fun, but these boots are just insanely cool. I need them! (Not for me to wear)

These are on my to get list.
I’m thinking a little fuzzy Santa’s helper costume with them.

“Ho Ho Ho!”

This girl.. (She is the candy)
She was the subject of one of my Christmas holiday posts from last year and the only one I re-posted after deleting my blog this last September. (The post is here)
I mentioned in that re-post that I would maybe post more. So… here one is.
The girl…
She comes in my place of work sometimes, and if ever I have the time to check my facebook account I find a message from her.
She is a tease. She knows I find something especially attractive about her, but she doesn’t know what it is. I find it rather fun.
It is a harmless sort of fun too, for nothing shall or can ever come of it. In my world that makes it even better.
She reads this blog. Not sure what to think about that.

Anyways, it is the holiday season. It gives me the excuse to post this, and I just know a few of you will find yourselves craving peppermint candies because of it.

Having a huge costume fetish and with Halloween being my #1 favorite holiday, I felt that it was obligatory to post a bit about costumes, show at least a few costume pictures, and babble about swingers and Halloween.
My choice of subject matter (The French maid) is because my views have changed over the years on this very common sexy dress up costume.

When I was in my teens and early 20′s I very much liked French maid costumes and loved to get a girl to put one on for me.
It was usually a new experience for the girl and it made them feel sexy, naughty, and confident.
By the time I hit my mid 20′s I was bored to death of this theme however.
I had played it out more times than I can count, and it seemed like a bit of standard lingerie rather than a costume to me so didn’t get my role play/costume fetish juices flowing.
The French Maid costume is by far the most common of all sexy dress up costumes in existence. Almost every girl has owned one by the age of thirty.

Now that I am older though, I have grown to like this outfit again.
The reason why is because of the effect it has on the women wearing the outfit.

The French made outfit somehow brings out the naughty and playful side of a girl who otherwise may not be able to step outside her mundane life. The commonness of the costume along with a few others like naughty nurses, devil girls, and the currently fashionable beer garden or Swiss girl costumes are exactly what helps let this out.

Often at a Halloween party I would see these girls in their costumes and think… “they couldn’t figure out what to dress as so went with that.”
No originality, no risk, no worry of pulling it off, etc…
Yet, that is the key to what sets them free.

There is no wonder about if people know what they are supposed to be. There is no wonder about if they are supposed to be sexy, funny, or serious.
They are a naughty French maid.
They are supposed to be flirtatious and show their derriere.
They are supposed to be a bit naughty. It is expected, and they won’t be judged for it except by the most prude and judgmental of people, and people like that can just F off.

French maid costumes are cute, and sexy at the same time. They come in many variations to fit all occasions, and all body types. Some cover very little, while others cover just enough to make a girl feel comfortable. What more can be asked of a costume?

Halloween is THE swingers holiday. Parties abound, and the clubs fill to maximum capacity.
Our favorite club has a two and a half day even that allows people to come on different nights or stay for close to 60 hours straight if they are really into the festivities.
I always see a bunch of girls dressed as french maids at that party and a few at the house parties we attend too.

Most swingers clubs also have costumed themed parties throughout the year.
About a third of the people who arrive are usually dressed up in costume to such parties.
Not so with naughty maid themed nights. It is usually a majority of the girls dressed up in the maid outfits on that night.
It is easy, they usually already have an outfit, or one can be found for purchase quickly before the event.

Since I have been babbling about swingers clubs and French maids in this post and the accompanying photos are obviously taken by me… I would like to mention that the girl in the pictures is not a swinger. Or at least if she is, I don’t know it.
I wouldn’t  mind if she was of course, but as far as I know she is pure vanilla.

She is a tattoo client of mine who just happened to have a French maid outfit.
So… here is a close up of the tattoo I did for her.

It is an elemental tattoo starting with water on the bottom, turning to earth, then wind, and then space. It includes waves, fields of flowers, a blossoming tree, clouds, sky, and the cosmos, all done in a fun, slightly whimsical manner blended with abstraction and contour designs.

Anyways… very cool chick with lots of attitude, but not in the lifestyle.

So that is all folks.
I hope you all have a fabulous Halloween.
If you happen to run into me and have a French Maid outfit on come on over, say howdy, and let me give you a smack on the ass.

Remember… Sexy dress up games aren’t just for holidays, and if you don’t have a French maid costume you should.
EdenFantasys Sexy costumes section has close to 30 different ones to chose from, plus lots of fun accessories.

As many of you know I am a bit of a costume fanatic.
I have become known for this amongst my friends partially because my very special friends talk abut our special play and partly because I have made it a hobby to take pictures of girls (and the ever so rare brave male) in sexy costumes.

NOTE: I have always offered my costume photo services to both men and women yet I rarely get any male takers.
Men do not feel sexy in costume unless they are built like Brad Pitt.
It is a big bummer really.

So… a friend asks me “What shall I be?”
My reply is “What is the first cute thing that pops into your head when you think of the word cute?”
She named her poodle.
It is my belief that anything cute can be altered to be sexy.
So I started drawing up some sketches.
My wife took some measurements.
A trip to the fabric store and some time on the sewing machine… and ta-dah!

A Poodle costume.

Like poodles?

The girls poodle was black so that is why we chose black.
My darling wife did all the sewing and she also did the hair for my photos.

The poodle picture I took for my costume galleries

To make the costume have universal use all she has to do is put on a black leotard before putting on all the fuzzy stuff and the costume becomes child friendly.

She got tired and needed a nap I guess

At night for party time however she can skip the leotard and she is a very sexy poodle.
I wonder how many times she will hear the words “doggy style” on Halloween?
I know I said it towards the end of our photo shoot.

I also said something about “giving the dog a bone.”
Yes, I know I am tasteless sometimes.
Believe it or not I have been told it’s part of my charm.
My friendly poodle certainly didn’t mind my ‘dirty mind’.

She was a very good doggy

Some fun random poodle facts to help you make small talk at the park…

1. There are 3 official sizes of poodle – the Standard Poodle, the Miniature Poodle and the Toy Poodle.
2. There are 5 sizes of poodles. Tiny Toy Poodles and Teacup Poodles just don’t get official recognition by the American Kennel Club.
3. Poodles are great pets for people with allergies because they do not shed and are hypoallergenic.
4. Poodles are one of the oldest dog breeds and go back many centuries.
5. Poodles never have a doggy odor so they can’t give your house that “dog smell” so many people hate.
6. The poodle is the national dog of France.
7. Poodles are great hunting dogs (if your into that) and one of the very best for water foul.
8. Poodles learns tricks quickly and are one of the easiest dogs to potty train.
9. Poodles have long life spans.
10. If you don’t clip the poodle’s hair, it will grow out in  rope-like cords.

I was considering putting “poodles can be very grumpy” on that list but figured it wasn’t good to stereotype all poodles just because I have had the displeasure of meeting a few nasty ones.

This is a re-post from October 13, 2010

We all have our fetishes and mine happens to be costumes.
Yep… dress up in a cute, sexy costume and I am yours!

Since I love sexy costumes so much and  have tried to stay away from the photography work of my past…
I have taken to doing a lot of costume photography over the last couple years.

Sweet Little fairy, cute as can be…. fly away, fly away… fly away free!

I just love taking photos and I just love costumes.
The combination has made for some really fun pictures.

Most of my photography experience is in shooting erotic and semi erotic stuff, so costumes has been the perfect hobby for me. I try to keep all the images PG rated so to speak, yet show a bit of sex appeal.
Getting a good shot that is pure, but still sexy is not as easy as it sounds.
It is a fine line to walk.

Do fairies go barefoot? Yep. That is my thought anyway. I tossed the shoes because even though they matched… Fairies don’t have shoes! Plus, the model has really cute feet and if a girl has cute feet it is always a nice to show them.

Now I don’t care who you are…. you have got to like this fairy much better than the one from my last post.
Have you ever seen such a cute and sexy fairy girl?
For the record… The model did all her own hair and makeup, plus put the costume together.
A fabulous job of a self done fairy makeover I must say.

So now… don’t forget guys and dolls… If you need some sexy photo work and costumes are involved…
I am the photographer to see!

I have never understood the nurse fetish thing.
Sure… sexy nurse outfits like the one shown can be fun and a bit of role play starting with an examination is nothing a person should pass up if the nurse is a cute thing like this gal…. but what is with the nurse fetish?

As far as fetishes go… I guess being into pretty girls in nurse outfits isn’t very odd when one considers the various strange things some people are into. At least it certainly seems a fine choice when looking at this pretty girl all dolled up in a shiny nurse costume.
In my attempts to understand I did a quick google search and got   3,300,000 results.
Yep, that is a lot.
It was pretty much all porn.
People love this nurse thing and they masturbate to it.

So… since looking at girls dressed as nurses performing sex acts on others via a porn site wasn’t teaching me anything about the reasons behind it I decided to hit up wikipedia.

I ended up reading up on Medical fetishism and it did tell me that “Intimate examinations are eroticized by some people as part of medical fetishism, and as such are a common service offered by professional dominants.”

Now I really am not so sure that everybody into the nurse thing is all about domination and certainly they are not all into being rectal exams and prostatic massage.
I was thinking it was just a fantasy of having a super hot babe take care of you while you were feeling a bit down. I was thinking it was the “kiss me here” so I feel better type of thing… but after reading a bit from wikipedia and looking many pages deep while sifting through the 3,300,000 google results I have come to realize I was naive.

Most people that are into the nurse thing are really into some kinky stuff!

I am betting a lot of folks just go with my little fantasy idea of the hottie who will take care of you… but most people who are stuck on nurses want the kink.

Now I know.

So… back to the mundane life of me.
I took this photo as part of a series for a rarely updated costume blog I have a few months ago.
Very cute girl who is also very photogenic.
The costume is an off the shelf type thing… nothing special but it looks sexy as hell on the girl modeling it.

I really wish I had more time to devote to my costume photography.
It is one of the few things I do (work-wise) that I really enjoy.

NOTE: This is a Re-Post from November 30, 2010
I could not help except re-post it because the girl is cute as heck!
I may even post a couple more pictures from this shoot next December
(even though they will be a year old – you didn’t get to see them) 

Last day of November.
Everyone is Christmas shopping already.
Some people are even done with their shopping.
I’m not ready for this.
It’s been a bad year.
I’m broke, we have family stress issues on all sides, other family members are broke too… “Arg!”

Need to get my mind off the holiday stress wagon and think of the good stuff.
Candy, treats, parties and a reason to get all dressed up. Those are good things.
Hmm…

Santa has a sweet tooth (yes I own a Santa costume) and it isn’t just for cookies.
“How about some peppermint candy Santa?”
“Sure!” says I.

Peppermint Candy Christmas Fun

Yep, when I think dress up for Christmas I am thinking of something entirely different than what most people are thinking, but come on folks, ya gotta admit my odd fascination with pretty darlings in sexy costumes is at least a little fun.

Forget the gowns and black tie affairs and all that foolish hoopla.
Join me in fantasy land for just a while and you will see the folly of your ways.
My way is so much more fun.

If you don’t walk the perverted path of joy that I do you may not know of any cool costume themed Christmas parties this year.
Don’t let that stop you.
Throw your own!
Be the first on your block.
It doesn’t have to be a sex party. Just a fun costume party.
People seriously let loose when in costume and the stress of life just flies away.

Of course costume party + sex party is fun too.
Not telling you it isn’t, just pointing out that it doesn’t have to be because most of you (my regular readers) would have assumed I was talking about swinging.
Vanilla parties are a hundred times more fun in costume… and you never know what Grandma is going to show up in so it is like a surprise party too.
The possibilities are limitless.

Please note: If you decide to go the sex party route = “Don’t invite Grandma!”

Peppermint can seem so yummy and mouth watering at times.

I just adore fun sexy costumes.
Next on my Christmas sexy costume shopping list is this Santa’s Candy Cane costume.
Yep… a reason to put on my Santa Suite.
I’m gonna have fun!

Note: If you have issues with PH balance Candy Canes can cause some problems because of the sugar. They do make all natural sugar free candy canes, and that is what you should be playing with.
Just because something is tasty to eat doesn’t mean it is good for sex play.
Something like these…
Sugar-Free Natural Candy Canes – 3 pack
I have not been able to find the large candy canes in a SAFE for most girls variety. I have found some sugarless ones, but often they have to much other (not to good for the PH) stuff in them.