I’m told I am an ass for showing theirs

Note: This is a re-post from June 4, 2011. I added it here because I thought it was funny and there is very little chance I will ever get away with posting a certain one of these girls bottoms on the Internet again without suffering greatly.

This is an obligatory post of sorts.
I was asked to post something about the
RSTR monthly big list.
I hate being TOLD to do something. I was going to do it, and had the friggn thing all ready to post, but they bugged about it.
I decided to be an ass today.
That is what I’m told.
This is my third version of my post because I showed my second version (including these ass pictures) and they said I was an ass.
I said “Fine then, I won’t post it.”
I win. (they changed their minds)
These are the ass pictures of the girls behind Real Sex Toy Reviews.
First there is Beth, who likes to TELL people what to do a bit more than she should.

Beth has a HUGE booty of epic proportions.
For all you people out there who think saying such things could get me in trouble… let me tell you that Beth takes such statements as compliments when they come from me.
I am a appreciative sort when it comes to booty.

Next we have Miranda.
Miranda is my wife for those of you who stumble onto this page and are not regular readers of Red Region Inferno.
My wife is also a bit bossy. To be honest… in our house she IS the boss.
Yep, I am whooped.

Miranda’s booty is about half the size of Beth’s, but still very ample and round.
It is a stereotypical apple bottom.
She is happy with that.
As a matter of fact… If you ever run into us on the various swingers lifestyle sites we use (such as LifestyleLounge, you will find that we use handles that always include the words apple and bottom in them.
Secret is out!

Then we have Sarah.
Sarah has no booty at all.
I tease her about it.
The whole thing must weigh about an ounce.
She is a size one!
She is a size one and sometimes they bag on her.
Tiny critter.

Again… worry not, I shan’t get in trouble.
I tease her a lot, but she knows her little butt is cute.

Now for my obligatory post.

The monthly list or real sex toy reviews is up on… Real Sex Toy Reviews.

Guess who made the banner for them?

You would think they could be happy with me making their banner this month, but noooo.
Anyways, check it out.
It is a good list of reviews by real reviewers who take the time to actually check the toys out and give opinions on the products instead of just making sales pitch posts on products that you can’t even be sure they ever saw. (Pictures are included in every review)
Plus… My friends (and wife) run the site.
That makes it cool in my book.
Here is the current big list of reviews.
Here is the main page of all the reviews and such.
Give them a visit, leave some comments, write them some emails, share the site on facebook, and all that other jazz!

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