Red Region Inferno

When we first got into the swing lifestyle thing I quickly found out that women expect you to shave all your little pleasure bits.
Yep… I am talking about your balls.
Not just balls actually… they like them smooth and clean from the base of your shaft all the way down to your anus.
About half the gals in the lifestyle like a guy to be smooth shaved everywhere. Chest, arms, legs, etc…

Even though it sounds like a horrible amount of work.. you can’t complain because these same girls do it to themselves too.
We want them smooth and they want us smooth.

I was a bit put off by all this shaving I must say.
My compromise was to be very neatly trimmed, but I didn’t shave.
That lasted about a month.
I then decided I had to get smooth.

The problem was that I had never shaved my balls and was kind afraid of razor burn, bumps, grow-out, and especially cutting myself.

So… I went with Nair for men.
Cool idea and it worked fine the first couple times.
Then I over processed and burnt my sack!
It was horrible and it burned sooooo bad!

Enough with that.

I did some research and found the Philips Norelco Bodygroom Shaver.
My wife got it for me by request and I charged it up.
Worked like a charm, except a few pinches here and there… but it still wasn’t smooth enough.

I decided to risk the razor.
At first I tried some fancy ones, but I didn’t like them.
I then bought some tiny disposable bikini shavers (took to long)
and eventually figured out that the best way to go was to use Mach disposables and just toss the suckers after each use.
The razors need to be SHARP and new to get a perfect shave.

I also experimented with a bunch of shaving creams, soaps, and gels.
O.k. now guys… listen up.
This stuff is the best stuff you can get.
The Bikini Zone Anti- Bumps Shave Gel for Bikini Area that is specially formulated to help prevent bumps from developing after shaving the sensitive bikini area.
Yep… it’s girly and made for a bikini shave, but oh how your balls will love it.
It is a blue-ish see through with sparkles that let you see exactly what areas you have gotten and what areas you still need to get.
I am sensitive down there so I can’t get away with just using whatever soap is in the shower and I also want to be super smooth.
With all the  effort I have to go though I want it to be noticed.
The stuff is great.
Ohhh… and it is soothing! No sting is a big plus in my book.

As for my Philips Norelco Bodygroom Shaver… It didn’t go to waste.
No friggn way am I taking my razor down to the bottom.
The fear of cutting myself is just to great.
Also I found it is the perfect razor to get those scary patches on your bottom side.
Yes… the gals are not wanting ape men in any form. Shave it.
I now use my Bodygroom Shaver on everything except my face and my jewels.
It gets those scary places just fine and cuts me not at all.

Anyways… for all you guys out in vanilla land who are contemplating a jump into the waters of the swingers lifestyle… that is part of it.
You will shave your balls or you won’t play with the hotties.
Sure, you may sneak in there a few times with a fuzzy sack, but they will be disappointed in your non smoothness and as one very nice girl I met told me when talking about the subject… “If you want a girl to lick it, you better shave it.”
(Worry not – I was already a dedicated shaver at that point)

So.. that is my story of  learning to shave my balls.

What to remember:

1. Mach disposables work best, but use them just once. (Sharp is the key)
2. The Philips Norelco Bodygroom Shaver works awesome, but wont make you as smooth as a razor will. (you will get away with it though) Plus it owns for all those other hard to shave spots.
3. Bikini Zone Anti- Bumps Shave Gel for the Bikini Area is the shiznit!
4. Don’t – I repeat DON”T use Nair on your junk unless you are ready for a possible chemical burn.

As a side note I would like to add this bit of advice..
Shave just a few hours before your play-date if possible.
Why? because that way you don’t get 5- O’ clock ball shadow = prickly balls.
Also don’t wait until the last minute to shave em… 
Why? because if you cut yourself you are not going to be playing with anybody.

 And now I return you to our regular programming.

Need some Bikini Zone Anti- Bumps Shave Gel?
Here it is…….
Bikini Zone Anti-Bumps Shave Gel, for Bikini Area, 4 fl oz (120 ml) Tubes, (Case of 6)