Nude study 4 in small erotic art series

26 Jan

Along with my new found quest to conquer the world of erotic art and mess around on tiny canvases comes some general studies.
Figurative ones mostly because I will be mostly doing figurative work for this project.
Composition and paint handling are my main priorities with these studies.
My usual painting methods don’t apply well in such a small area so i have been experimenting and playing around.
This was the fourth figure study on an 8″ x 10″ canvas.

Nude study for erotic eight by ten art series

The oddity here is for my eyes only I think.
My finished product looks to me as if someone else has created it.
I did not notice this until a week or so had past when I pulled it out to apply some varnish.
Varnishing a little painting that I new I had created yet looked like it was the work of another was queer indeed.
I hope this project gives me many more such experiences.

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Starry Kiss

24 Jan

stary kiss lesbian erotic art

Another tiny painting of an erotic nature.
Just ten inches across and eight inches in height, done on cotton canvas.
I have been managing to find time for at least one of these little erotic paintings each week, but have also had to step up the size and do some a bit bigger.
These tiny things are really constraining.
I paint twice as fast at a larger scale. My wife is really hating the finished products too. She says my stuff looks unnatural at a small size and though I don’t exactly agree with her… I do know that I can’t find my natural flow when working tiny. The public rules though when you are a working artist and I shall find out I suppose if my working tiny has merit when the series is done.

I ended up calling it starry kiss as a descriptive title when I needed to save file, but when painting it I was thinking something between the stars of the sky and the magic of passions. The stars are as much creation of the kiss as they are a setting for the moment. Imagined, but real I suppose.
“Starry Kiss” is not an official title for this. I think I shall maybe not title these (or very few) small erotic paintings at all and leave it up to the collectors who end up buying them to title them.
Sex, love, lust, etc… is very personal. It is viewed differently by all and art is participatory in my mind much the way sex is. Letting the original owner title each work as they see it seems fitting for such a subject.
Still not sure on how I am going to handle that.
Still not sure how many I shall do for that matter.
We shall see.

 

For those not fallowing along:
My first post of the year (see it here) was called “New Year Art Endeavors” and explains that I usually never work on small canvases and that I have decided to tackle art of an erotic nature as my years goal.
Once I have conquered working on tiny canvases I will no doubt jump back up to canvas sizes at three to four times this scale at least for my art erotic.

 

ww

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The Red Bull and The Last Unicorn

19 Jan

Says The Skull…”To get to the Red Bull’s chamber, you have to walk through time. A clock isn’t time; it’s just numbers and springs. Pay it no mind.”

Red Bull From The Last Unicorn Tattoo

“I am afraid of this mortal body… more afraid than I was of the Red Bull.” says the unicorn who has become a woman.

She became a woman under the spell of a magician. Someone changed her from what she was in order to protect her.
Did she need protection? Only as a Unicorn was she able to push forward and drive the bull into the sea.
Yet her time being not herself… faking it… enabled her to see and feel in other ways. It was the love that she felt for Prince Lir propelled her forward and helped in fighting the bull.

Along with being something else she experienced new feelings and fears. She also slowly forgot herself.
To return to being what she really was was a fearful thing filled with a new understanding and also loss, but it made her more than what she once was.

Sometimes the masks we must put on teach us things that make us stronger as our true selves.

All from the fear of a Big Red Bull and a feeling of loneliness.

What oh what did the Red Bull really signify?

In general I usually always prefer a book over a movie, but in the case of The Last Unicorn it is the opposite.
The book is fine and all, but the movie is a bit more mystical and put together better.

Link to – The Last Unicorn (book)

The movie:

“We are not always what we seem, and hardly ever what we dream.”
So says Schmendrick the Magician.

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I like big butts

17 Jan

Remember this?
Oh my god
Becky, look at her butt
Its so big
She looks like one of those rap guys girlfriends
Who understands those rap guys
They only talk to her because she looks like a total prostitute
I mean her butt
It’s just so big
I can’t believe it’s so round
It’s just out there
I mean, it’s gross
Look, she’s just so black

Back when that music video came out I wasn’t so much into big butts.
As a matter of fact I pretty much stuck to girls in the 5’8″ to 6’1″ range and they almost never exceeded 135lbs. Yep… tall and thin was where my tastes lead me.

Times change and so do tastes.

I like big butts

prattler warning:
Here I go…

To keep this a bit more interesting I will add that when my balls tighten up like that I am getting ready to cum.
Everything gets hard and round before the crescendo.
Hopefully that wasn’t more information than you wished to know about my balls, but there you have it.

My girlfriend loves my balls. She likes to lick and play with them. I love her bottom. (not the girlfriend  in the pic) She has an ample bottom to say the least. She also has extremely juicy thick thighs that make my mouth water.

My wife doesn’t like balls. She wishes men didn’t have them and says they are in the way and stupid looking. She would prefer if men just had cocks and no balls. Obviously she doesn’t play with mine.
She also has a nice round bottom. (not the wife in pic either) I call it an apple bottom. It is good stuff.

My wife always knows if I will be interested in a girl by her butt and thighs alone. This has helped her out (and me) in swinging situations many a time.

Some random stuff:

I didn’t always enjoy curvy girls. Through my 20′s I exclusively went for tall and thin.
Even when it came to my adult video/photo work I was all about tall and thin. I was fine behind the camera, but avoided the big bottom girls and curvy girls when it came to being in front of the camera as much as I could.
Looking back I realize that not only did I miss out on a lot of lovely ladies, but I also cost myself a lot of work and money.

Though I do have a thing for thick thighs and round bottoms, or as my son likes to say…”big girls,” I actually don’t have a true body type I go for.
Within my top 5 favorite sex partners of the last few years is one who is extremely curvy and weighs in at around 160lbs (if you read this…you are gorgeous by the way) and one who at 5’9″ weighs in at under 120lbs with a tiny bottom that hardly makes a handful.
Beauty can be found in all shapes and sizes I think, and I am attracted to whomever I’m attracted to no matter. I can’t even put a finger on what it is anymore that will visually pull me towards one woman and not another.
After the visuals it is all about attitude and personality. If those don’t turn me on then no matter what my first thought about your appearance was I ain’t gonna get excited.

Sir Mix-A-Lot likes big butts.
I have actually seen this guy twice. Both times on accident.
Once was in Seattle at a club that some crazy stripper chick dragged me into while drunk and another time was in my own small home town when he played a little gig at a bar.
In my small town he was a big deal and the tickets went for $35. each. I had three girls with me and bitched at the door guy telling him it should be $3.50 and I didn’t like being ripped off. A big concert by a huge band was usually about that much. WTF?
Back in those days I was kinda a big deal and hadn’t become a reclusive freaky hermit who hid away from the world yet. They let us in for free, but I was still annoyed. You see my problem then was that besides everyone else thinking I was the cat’s meow… I thought so too. Megalomania hardly describes it.
Anyways… both times I saw him the show sucked balls in a bad way.

See how I worked my way back to the subject of balls?

My wife doesn’t care if I shave. My girlfriend mostly doesn’t either (but requested it recently)
so for the most part I have been rather fuzzy lately. Trimmed, but not smooth.
It has been a very sexless fall and winter for me this year. I’m obviously not celibate or anything, but sometimes it feels like it.
Two years ago when we went on swing dates most every weekend I never saw a hair one on my balls. Now I rarely get a reason to shave. It seemed a pain to have to keep them smooth back then, but now that I rarely have a reason I kinda miss it.
Then when I do get a reason it is extra work because I’m fuzzy so I make a shaving mess and get bitched at by my wife for not cleaning up the bathroom afterwards even though as far as I could tell I did clean up.
Four days later I get new growth itchy, and get bummed I don’t have a reason to shave for the next weekend. It is so much easier just to keep them smooth all the time instead of shaving every couple of months for special events.

Ahh… such sexy talk is ball shaving.
See how I work? I get you thinking sexy thoughts about big juicy bottoms and balls tightening up before orgasm and then babble about shaving and Sir Mix-A-Lot.
Oh well.

In closing I would like to say “girl, come make me shave my balls soon.” (is the one in pic)
I’m needing a reason and I promise not to sing…
I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can’t deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung
Wanna pull up tough
Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she’s wearing
I’m hooked and I can’t stop staring
Oh, baby I wanna get with ya
And take your picture

 

ww

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Hippy koi

15 Jan

A Koi is a nishikigoi is a carp.
Simply a domesticated fancy carp.
Originally the domestication was for food. It is now primarily for fancy ponds.

koi tattoo hippy style

The tattoo above is of a koi above a hip. The gal who got it is a bit of a hippie and the combination of her being a bit of a hippie and it being tattooed above the hip gave me the fabulously fun title of this post.

The pretty koi is so symbolic that it is a mainstay in tattooing. Back when it was bred primarily for food it was noticed that a koi would often bravely climb waterfalls. Most Koi when caught would lay upon the cutting board awaiting the knife without moving a bit or showing any discomfort or fear. Such an act is comparable to the ideal of a samurai warrior facing a sword.

The legend most tattoo fanciers are inspired by is one in which the koi struggles mightily against a huge waterfall cascading from the top of a mountain and no matter what never gives up.
It may fall, but returns to try again.
Eventually the koi triumphant crests the waterfall and is rewarded by being turned into a dragon.
Some say at this point the dragon starts a similar quest flying ever higher towards the heavens and an even greater mountain peak to gain the pearl of wisdom.

Yada yada yada…
The more specific Japanese legend is if a koi succeeded in climbing the falls at a certain point called the Dragon’s Gate on the Yellow River it would be turned into a dragon. Based on that legend, it became a symbol of worldly aspiration and advancement.

The carp as a tattoo represents a koi represents determination, strength, good fortune, prosperity and riches.

With all that said and thousands of koi tattoos done over the years, plus working along side many other tattooists at studios and conventions over the years who have also done their fare share, I can say that most people who get this fish do it simply because they like the looks of the thing or because they lack any sort of imagination at all and get it because it is a common tattoo theme.

Personally I have no problem with those reasons.
Koi make for great tattoos and can be done in almost any art style you can imagine.
They are pretty and can be drawn easily to fit any body part well.
I enjoy tattooing fish of all sort and koi are among my favorites.

The tattoo shown here was nice to me because of the simplicity. I lined it in a fashion that I would normally use when going for bold colors, but instead we went with subtle shading.
Though hard to see because the images are small I also added just the smallest hint of very light color to the water.

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Tingle Me – A tiny panty vibe goes for a walk

14 Jan

A small start-up company called Silky Vibration recently sent us some samples of the Tingle Me panty vibe.
Before I even explain what it is I would like to mention that I was actually very impressed by their packaging.
It is classy, and looks nice in general.
To often a toy comes with crap packaging or something tacky. I like packaging that has class because I like to give toys for little gifts and if it comes in a bad package it isn’t any good for gifting.
I think this type of packaging is right on the money.

Tingle me

So what is it?
It is a tiny heart/butterfly shaped silicone wrapped vibe meant to be placed within a woman’s panties.
It is  powerful for its size and doesn’t make much noise at all.
I think it could easily be worn in public under clothing without anyone hearing it unless it was dead silent in the room.
There is sticky stuff on the back to make this thing stick to the panties and stay in place.
It isn’t super sticky, but that is probably good so adjustments can easily be made and no sticky stuff stays on your panties.

This is what the Tingle Me looks like.

Tingle Tingle in your panties

That pic above shows it pretty close to the actual size.

Check these simple instructions:

My only complaints about this product is that it doesn’t last as long as I would have wished and it is disposable.
My disposable complaint is simply an environmental one. If your not a recycling weirdo like me however then this should not be a concern for you as the product is low cost.
My complaint about how long it lasts was because of how I used mine… otherwise I would say not to worry about that either because it lasts plenty long to get the job done in normal situations if you know what I mean.

I would like to mention here also that the vibrations are powerful in a buzzy sort of way rather than a rumbling sort of way.
So… depending on your preferred vibration style this would be really awesome or almost annoying.

Luckily for me my two testers both liked the buzzy style of vibrations and so did my wife who had one to test out on her own.

My overall rating of this product is good.
I’d definitely recommend it as a gift item, something for a fun evening out, a bit of something to spice things up, and as an introductory sex toy.
Also I think because of the cost, simplicity, and packaging it would make for a great party favor item to be given away at bridal showers, dirty 30′s parties, etc…
For more information on the Silky Vibration Tingle me go Here.

Tingle Me

My Testing & the testers opinions:
First of all I would like to say that my wife and another female friend who blog and do reviews both got one of these little heart shaped panty vibes of their own and I did inquire as to their findings.
In both cases the product was liked overall and both considered it a great gift idea too.
Being me I couldn’t let it rest at that and had to do my own “research.”
My research was conducted at work.
I basically waited until a regular client came in who had a flirtatious nature (or flirts with me at least) and then introduced the product to them.
They played around with it, made jokes and then started talking of other things. I figured I would need another test subject.
I eventually needed more coffee and said so. She said she would like some too and told me she would tag along to the coffee shop.
I of course said that was cool and in my usual pervy manner suggested she put the panty vibe in her panties before we went.
Took her a couple seconds to decide, but she went for it.
I did need to help her get it adjusted to be in “just the right spot” which was kinda fun/sexy/flirty/naughty as this girl and I have NOTHING going on except some light flirtation.
We walked to the coffee shop.
I asked a few times about it and she said it was good.
She wasn’t acting like anything though.
When we got there we ordered and I tried to hear the buzzing under her jeans, but was not able to do so with the light music and a few conversations going on around us.
We left with our coffees and headed back to my shop.
I asked if it had made her cum yet and she told me it had her right on the edge, but it wasn’t going to happen unless she gave herself a little stimulation.
I said to do it and she said no.
I asked how close she was again and she said it was the edge of it and as soon as she got home she was going to finish.
I asked how long it would take and she said half a second.
We were now at the alley next to the door to my work. I stepped into the alley and said “come her for a second.”
She asked why, but followed.
I said “come here,” and put her against the brick wall of my shop. She looked confused, but her eyes went big when I reached down and applied some circling rhythmic pressure between her legs with my hand.
It took a good ten seconds rather than one, but she leaned into me with her head buried into my neck and grabbed my shoulder as she exhaled with an orgasm.
It was super hot.
I said “come on” and she followed me into the shop. I could tell she was a bit awkward feeling , but extremely turned on.
She went to the bathroom and came back to my work room about 20 minutes later and gave me the little vibe.
We made a couple jokes, she proclaimed that I was the biggest pervert she had ever met, and she couldn’t believe she had just done that. I teased her some (in a good way) but that was all that was said about our walk and the alley.
She left within 15 minutes after finishing her coffee. I’m slightly worried I won’t see her for a while now. Think she was a bit shaken up over the experience.

I washed the thing off and used an HB wipe on it (surface disinfection) before setting it on one of my shelves that I keep weird odds and ends on.

The next day a girl came in to buy a nipple ring for her husband.
This girl I know by name through swinging, but not personally and not through my work.
As I looked for the exact gauge and diameter of ring she had requested she looked around.
She eventually asked about a Bzzz Buddies vibrator I also had out for some reason.
It had no batteries in it.
I told her the little pink thing was a vibe. She picked it up and started messing around with it.
She turned it on and held it to her pants laughing.
She said it wasn’t very powerful.
I told her it was for inside the pants.
She asked if it had ever been used and I told her about the coffee shop adventure the day before, but was vague about certain details and the who of it all because I don’t live in a large city.
She asked if she could try it and I said that not only could she try it, but she could keep it.
Right then and there she put the thing down her pants and fiddled around to get it adjusted.
I think the whole thing was a show to try and peek my interest in maybe asking if her and her husband would like to go out with my wife and I sometimes.
I’m not sure, but maybe she will read this and then tell me if that was so. (hint?)
She paid for her jewelry and left.
About five minutes later I’d guess she came back in and informed me that the thing had completely given out on her before she even left the parking lot.
Bummer!
She asked if I had another and I told her I did not. She said she really liked it and would like one for herself. I said to check my blog and I would be posting the info about the company here.
Anyways… I had fun with this very simple little vibe and wish I had been sent a few more.

 

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Snapshots after sex

10 Jan

Girls are so funny.
Yup… I’m talking to you all.
With the right encouragement you can become wild sexual beasts in the bedroom.
With the right movements, touches, and words you can even forget you are human for a little while and get lost in sexual bliss.

I don’t even have to know you.
We could have just met.
Maybe your a swinger girl and it is our first or second date.
Maybe you just barely kept control while your husband was in the room last night, but then we got left alone for a couple hours while he and my wife went to get breakfast in the hotel restaurant.

Once the animal side has been unleashed… it goes back slowly, but it does go back to hiding.

“May I take your picture?” I ask.
You agree, but must look at them afterwards to see what is OK for me to have, and to be sure you don’t look horrible.
I can dig it.
I’m the same way sometimes if I don’t know a person well.

The animal is gone now though.
The reality of life has settled in.

What type of pictures can I keep?
What kind of pictures may I show others?

swinger girl ass shots

Faces are the most important part of beauty to me.
Why oh why do women that swing always want to hide their faces the first year they are swinging?
Your not running for senate girl, your a flight attendant.

I do appreciate your butt though. I’m not complaining about your wish to show that off.

show me your bottom swinger girl

I especially like how you show it now that you know I am a butt guy.
Do take advantage and make me want some more. I won’t complain about that either.

spreading after sex for photos

I always consider this the “I’m done with pictures, put the camera down and get over here” pose.
It is one of those beat you over the head with it come on gestures.
For any of you guys out there reading this that may happen to be a bit slow on the take… when a girl hits this pose it means time to get busy.
Got it?
Good.

Just for the record… the pics above are taken by me and not to be copied/altered for any reason whatsoever without my explicit permission… blah blah blah…
(Someone told me to say that) *cough* – “crazy, paranoid women”

ww

As an additional note I would like to add that morning sex with an uninhibited almost stranger is one of the sexiest ways to get a morning started that I know of.
I seriously freaking love such mornings.

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Franken-stitch

7 Jan

The Modern Prometheus aka Frankenstein is a story that gripped readers to the point of changing how we think of life and death.
Originally published anonymously, Mary Shelley’s book about a scientist who created life and was horrified by his creation is now one of the great horror classics.
The premise has been used in many other works of fiction, plays, poetry, paintings, sculptures, and of course movies.

stitch me up but not for real tattoo

I am often asked to tattoo stitches. Usually the client wants a simple line with a bunch of little lines across it thinking it will look cool. Usually that is after they find out that real looking stitches will actually cost them more than a a night at the bar.
I turn these people away. I think such tattoos look foolish. No offense to anyone out their who has them, but if you want a tattoo that looks like a 5 year old drew it… have a 5 year old draw it so you can at least use that as an excuse as to why you have such a piss poor job.

The tattoo shown above was done on somebody who didn’t want a stupid line with zigzag lines back and forth. He wanted the real looking stuff with a little extra pizzazz.
It wraps all the way around as if his arm had been sewn back on. Frankenstein like I think.
Oddly enough it was tattooing all the skin around the stitching that took the time.
The stitches went fast, but getting the surrounding stuff to permanently look wilted and sore was what makes it look so awesome.
A lot of flesh tones, peachy colors, creams and whites… blended out close to a half inch on either side. Makes for a good conversation starter for the guy.

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New Year Art Endeavours

3 Jan

Since my biggest goal this year is to push the erotic with my art I thought I should have my first post of 2012 be some art of an erotic nature.
I have also been screwing around with tiny canvases. I am doing it out of stubbornness to tell the truth. I am really not suited to such tiny painting surfaces. I will not stop until I feel comfort though.
Once comfort has been achieved I will most likely move back back up and avoid anything under 24 inches in any direction again for some time.
Heck… I may even take some mural commissions to un-cramp my brain from doing these tiny canvases.

Anyways, without further ado…

Erotic Art Acrylic 8

Just for the fun of it I shall say that in the case of this particular little painting the model ‘of my minds eye’ was my lovely wife, and my vision is one I am very fond of.
I love it when she rides me from this direction as I am very much an “ass guy” and she has some great moves.
Though I have not seen her red/pink nighty in a long time my imagination created it because I have very fond memories involving it.

 

 

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Eye of the storm

29 Dec

naked in the eye of the storm

That’s me chillin in the eye of a cosmic storm.
I know the pic ain’t very cool, and I apologize for my crappy digital play, but I lacked time.
That is the whole point.
I lack time for chillin.
This last year has been the hardest year of my life. It has been one chaotic, hellish, nasty, clusterfuck situation after another.
I have decided… I am gonna do some chillin.
It’s my New Years Resolution.
No matter the storm… take some chill time.


Had a dream I was born
To be naked in the eye of the storm
And now it’s standing right in front of me
What’s it going to do to me, who knows,
Had a dream it was time
To be taken to the front of the line
Well that is not a place you wanna be
Sleeping with the enemy, you know

I don’t care what the future brings
Give a damn about anything
I’d be fine if they’d only leave me alone.
But it’s time – gotta take a stance
‘Cause I won’t get a second chance
And I know now I have to make it alone

Had a dream it was war
And they couldn’t tell me what it was for
But it was something they could lie about
Something we could die about, you know
Anytime, anyplace
When you look that man in the face
Well it is not a face you wanna see
Sleeping with the enemy, you know

Mary, can you hear me
Can you tell me what it’s all supposed to mean
Holding out a photograph of all that I have seen
I wish I could hold you
I wish I could hold you

Had a dream it was time
To be a witness at the scene of the crime
Well, That is something you can analyse
Something you can criticise, who knows
So we wait, hesitate
And we’re making such a mistake
Oh whatever can the matter be
Sleeping with the enemy, you know

I don’t care what the future brings
Give a damn about anything
I’d be fine if they’d only leave me alone
But it’s time, gotta take a stance
‘Cause I won’t get a second chance
And I know now I have to make it alone

Roger Hodgson (of SuperTramp) Had A Dream (Sleeping With The Enemy) Lyrics


This is the last HNT to be listed at Osbasso’s blog.
Have not been a big player, but have enjoyed it off and on for a long time.
It was a pretty cool thing. Sad to see it go.
hnt

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